…you know that your baby needs fresh air and sunshine every day of the year.
…you understand clan loyalty better than you do capitalism.
…you always buy flowers in the upright (capul sus) position but the instant that you receive them as a gift you must carry them upside down (capul jos).
…you know lots of people named Ovidiu but you’ve never read a single line of his poetry.
…you truly believe that your accent when you speak English is better than my accent when I speak Romanian.
…you think failure is always a bad thing.
…you are personally convinced that you are an expert on the United States solely because of all of the American TV shows and films you’ve seen over your lifetime.