Okay really, I promise this is the last word for now. It was just too funny to pass up:
Te-ai certat cu şeful? Te supără soacra? Te strâng pantofii? Cineva e gata să te asculte la Ambasada SUA.
Or in English (my translation):
Have you argued with your boss? Is your mother-in-law pissing you off? Are you shoes pinching your feet? Well, someone is ready to listen at the American Embassy.
Oh gosh, that made me laugh ;)