In which we learn that the people of Ukraine are dying, except when they’re not. Continue reading How Many Civilians Have Died in Ukraine?
In which we learn that I no longer have the energy to deal with mental patients addicted to lying and crimes against humanity. Continue reading Dear I Fear We’re Facing a Problem
In which we learn that, contrary to earlier reports, chocolate rations are now up by 20 grams per week. Continue reading Tarkov Is Resisting
In which we learn that the fall of the Empire is accelerating at a dizzying rate. Continue reading Paging a Mr. Edward Gibbon to the White Courtesy Phone
In which we learn that the West is addicted to fear porn and refuses to admit it has a problem. Continue reading Flying Broomsticks to the Stars