The Wind, It Did Whistle
In which we learn that the author now resides in an alternative universe where unicorns frolic and children snack on rainbows for breakfast Continue reading The Wind, It Did Whistle
In which we learn that the author now resides in an alternative universe where unicorns frolic and children snack on rainbows for breakfast Continue reading The Wind, It Did Whistle
In which we learn how, via a strange series of events, the British foreign intelligence service kindly spared my life last week Continue reading The Sword of Dumbassocles
In which we learn how a single photograph prevented global nuclear annihilation this week. Continue reading The Pale Horse Approaches
And so fell Lord Perth… Continue reading It’s Been Good to Know You
In which we learn that we’re all going to drown in an ocean of government-funded bullshit Continue reading Stifling Fools