Today’s the day for every student in Tiraspol to enjoy a cup of “Gagarin Grog.”
Hey, want to make $3,000 for one day’s work? All you have to do is yourself in the head with a hammer a few times until you’re as stupid as Hannah Lucinda Smith.
If you’ve only ever read negative things about this place, be prepared to disbelieve every word that follows, although I assure you that every word is entirely true.
People apparently take hallucinogenic drugs before visiting Tiraspol.
Instead of me constantly talking about Pridnestrovie, I thought it worthwhile to let all of you see the country.