Chew Toy

The FBI are the only ones who can save Transnistria! Continue reading Chew Toy

The Blind Falcon

In which we learn that nobody in the media can remember that humans are not actually in charge of everything Continue reading The Blind Falcon

In which we learn the tale of the luckiest cat in Tiraspol Continue reading Home for the Holidays

In which we learn that nobody is quite ready for some actual good news. Continue reading Psssst…! Covid is OVER

In which we learn that John Bolton won’t rest easy at night until he is sure that a few hundred thousand civilians are murdered in order to protect the supremacy of the United fucking States. Continue reading Yet Another American War Criminal Wants to Murder My Family