For Engrish Speakers: Tuburi, jgheaburi si cabluri Verde, repede si rar O chinezoica Pentru Vorbitori: “Pile it, pilot!” said Pontius Pilate The writer rider crushed a spider I heard about the boot that fell out the boat

For Engrish Speakers: rânduielile lor ce faci, lămâio? ronghioș și verde Pentru Vorbitori: Who ate the whole whale? The scion of fusion Her apnea was pneumatic

For Engrish Speakers: Unde sunt lalelele mele? Il iau eu Vrei sa-ti rasfati clienti? Pentru Vorbitori: I had an early aversion to the earlier version Welcome to the sixth annual Bass Face Chase! It’s a benign sign when our new paradigm is a gnome

For Engrish Speakers: Sorin Apostu, domnitoru’ nostru vanghelioanele o bucatita de caracatita Pentru Vorbitori: Don’t break the brake! Stake the steak in the great grate During my time in the sewer I learned to sew a few things

For Engrish Speakers: Uzina Urzicii Urziceni tuțicul bunicului unic cuburi de jgheaburi Pentru Vorbitori: I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus!

For Engrish Speakers: Eliberează drumul! Eu aș vrea sa ma reprezinte domnul Guța Cum se paga șpaga? Pentru Vorbitori: To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block

For Engrish Speakers: Aeoleu! Organizațiile obștești Lacrima lui Ovidiu Pentru Vorbitori: I gauged that the chauffeur was quite gauche The ctenoid was a cnidarian teleost I’m the president of the Fruit Juice Guild

For Engrish Speakers: Am luat aluatul Rustic si rural Imi pare rau Pentru Vorbitori: I spent a lot of dough to treat a rough cough I sent my three thanes betwixt the sticks Reading about lead leads me to be leery of laxity

For Engrish Speakers: Birouri Lucrurile Am luat un cvart de iaurt in Iasi Pentru Vorbitori: I drive my auto automatically My feet felt fit when I hit the heat My campaign’s in champagne!

For Engrish Speakers: Hai sa merem in Ardeal Pusy Fluturii au folosit o forculita Pentru Vorbitori: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman We hushed when the hussy harshly hissed at us The police put ice in a valise

For Engrish Speakers: țintarii rai ai noştri Este masina Elenei? Da, este masina ei. Dusmanilor, prefacutilor, perversilor si tradatorilor Pentru Vorbitori: Tham’s book is thumber thun on thamazon! Continental flies international. Tell Rick to thicken the chicken kitchen