For Engrish Speakers: Eliberează drumul! Eu aș vrea sa ma reprezinte domnul Guța Cum se paga șpaga? Pentru Vorbitori: To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block

For Engrish Speakers: Aeoleu! Organizațiile obștești Lacrima lui Ovidiu Pentru Vorbitori: I gauged that the chauffeur was quite gauche The ctenoid was a cnidarian teleost I’m the president of the Fruit Juice Guild

For Engrish Speakers: Am luat aluatul Rustic si rural Imi pare rau Pentru Vorbitori: I spent a lot of dough to treat a rough cough I sent my three thanes betwixt the sticks Reading about lead leads me to be leery of laxity

For Engrish Speakers: Birouri Lucrurile Am luat un cvart de iaurt in Iasi Pentru Vorbitori: I drive my auto automatically My feet felt fit when I hit the heat My campaign’s in champagne!

For Engrish Speakers: Hai sa merem in Ardeal Pusy Fluturii au folosit o forculita Pentru Vorbitori: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman We hushed when the hussy harshly hissed at us The police put ice in a valise