Well I have about a billion other things to do today but my inbox has been blowing up about a story from my ancient nemesis, Alison Mutler so I guess I’ll have to address it. The unsleeping eye actually picked this up last week but if you haven’t seen it yet, here is the original English version and here is the Romanian version. I should … Continue reading Filthy Baby Killers
I was trolling around looking for something else when I found this article (in Romanian). It says it is quoting a Mediafax article but I can’t seem to find the original. Nonetheless, here’s what the Emissary from Our Great Father in Washington had to say: “Putem să avem cei mai buni procurori, cei mai buni poliţişti, dar fără o justiţie care să poată să rezolve … Continue reading Daddy Mark Is Not Happy
During my two-hour discussion with a high school teacher earlier this week, the subject came up about why so many foreigners (especially those who have never been here, but sometimes including those who live here) are so hateful towards Romanians. As I had just met a perverted loser a few days before, I was able to explain to her that insulting Romanians is one of … Continue reading Proud To Be Ignorant
One of these days I’m going to have to tell the complete story of the Two Thumbs Up Massacre and Jamboree, which happened years ago before I had ever heard of Romania. I believe that only a handful of people reading this blog even know that story. But the conclusion of that story is that I watch very few movies anymore. In fact, someone asked … Continue reading The Misery Pimp
Yes! Well the votes are in for the First Annual IMRTY Alison Mutler Parody Contest. Ah yes, thanks to all of you who participated! Drum roll please…. And the winner is Lavinia with her awesome article entitled “Vampires Save Gypsies on Romanian Television”. Yay! This was her winning entry, with some slight edits and formats: Vampires save gypsies on Romanian television By Alison Mutler, Associated … Continue reading We Have a Winner!
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