How to keep your Doctorate Degree when you’re a lying scumbag Prime Minister in 6 easy steps

Yesterday in a COMPLETELY SURPRISE move the CNE (National Ethics Council) ruled that Victor Ponta didn’t plagiarize his 2003 doctoral dissertation. Whew! That was a close one. But I know what you’re thinking. “Sam, I studied for years and years and worked incredibly hard to earn my academic degrees. Why do I need this guide?” Pay attention! One day you or someone you know might … Continue reading How to keep your Doctorate Degree when you’re a lying scumbag Prime Minister in 6 easy steps

Ponta Defying Barroso

Just last week, EU Commission President Barroso summoned Ponta to Brussels. In a rather sad and pathetic development, Ponta was given an explicit list (nicknamed the “11 Commandments”) of exactly what he had to do for Romania to continue being a democracy. Ponta later tried to spin it as only a list of “questions” Barroso had asked him about but Gandul has the original document … Continue reading Ponta Defying Barroso

The Adventures of Jamon the Bull

Honestly I don’t know how many more ways I can continue to say that I keep meeting foreigners who are here for tourism, business or both and just how much they really love this country. But since the message is worth telling, I will continue to write these kinds of posts. We’re having an absolutely beautiful summer this year, long sunny days with deliciously cool … Continue reading The Adventures of Jamon the Bull