My Wedding Gift to All of You

As part of the preparation for my upcoming wedding, it’s not just necessary to forgive everyone who has trespassed against me, but also to share a gift with all of you! Yes, it’s time for presents. Yupi! :)

After more than five years of research and hard work, I am very proud to announce the release of my new book: The Ultimate Weight Loss Diet for Cats:

For more than 40 years, I have loved cats, and enjoyed the many special benefits of their unique companionship. Unfortunately, in the year 2010, I discovered to my horror that my indoor cats were becoming quite obese. I tried every diet I could think of, and then consulted with a veterinarian, and paid a ton of money for very expensive scientific formulas. Unfortunately, nothing worked.

I knew that cats were different than people, and I couldn’t tell my cat to hit the gym, or quit eating fast-food. I was to blame for their obesity, and it was killing me with guilt and shame. I felt like my only choice was to either feed my cats as much as they wanted to eat, and watch them get fatter and fatter, or else cut their food intake, and listen to them cry hungrily. It was an awful feeling, and I was determined to find a solution that would work so that my beautiful cats could keep and maintain a healthy weight.

Thankfully, after months of intense research, I have discovered the solution. The Ultimate Weight Loss Diet for Cats works for all felines, sterilized or not, no matter what breed, age, or temperament. The secrets revealed in this book will free your cat forever from the plague of obesity and poor health. In just a few short weeks, your cat will respond to this diet with shiny, soft fur, clear eyes, a healthy wet nose, and abundant energy and maximum vitality.

Not only will you see your cat restored to their natural and majestic state, but you will save a ton of money too. This is truly a win-win for everyone, cat lovers and cats alike, and no longer will any feline suffer the indignity of obesity and poor health. By unlocking the secrets of cat diet and nutrition, this simple, easy-to-implement diet will completely transform the lives of cat, and the people who love them.

Starting from this moment and lasting until my marriage is completed (September 22, 2015), the digital version of this book is available for instantaneous download completely free (you do have to register at Smashwords, but that takes just a second and no credit card or anything is required).

If you’d like to get your (DRM-free) copy in Kindle, EPUB and other formats, simply click here. You will then need the “coupon code”, which is: JK38E

After you read it, if it is of value to you, and restores your beautiful feline companion to you, I’d sure appreciate it if you’d log back on to Smashwords and leave a comment and rating. Thanks.

If you prefer the paperback version, that is not free (Amazon won’t let me do it), you can buy it here (USA) or here (Amazon UK).

Honestly, I’m very excited about the whole thing. If you’ve been reading this blog a while, you’ll know that I love cats a lot. Since not everyone agrees with me (although I can’t fathom why! :P), I decided to set up a (free) blog dedicated to the book, cat pictures, and everything related to cats.

The link to that website is here. If you’re a cat lover, that’s the site to bookmark. It’s brand new, so I’m still tinkering with the layout, so patience, folks, patience!

I can’t wait to hear feedback from people who try and successfully use the diet, as it really works. Mind you, it totally does NOT work for humans, and has absolutely nothing to do with people diets, fads, snake oils, workout routines, weird medicines, or pills. This is a natural diet for cats, uniquely tailored to them as a separate species. If you want to lose weight for yourself (as a person), talk to your doctor or something. I can’t help you much there!

Note: I have been searching for another book that covers this subject (obesity in cats) and haven’t been able to find a single thing. Is this the world’s first book on weight loss for cats? It might be. If so, it’s about time! It’s such an awful feeling to love your cat and yet see him or her struggle with ugly weight. Yuck. Hopefully that will all be a thing of the past really soon.

Forever yours in cat fellowship,

-Sam Cel Roman

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