You know I can’t stop thinking about the Curious Case of Traian Berbeceanu, especially the part about how this “elite” brigade of anti-mafia cops have to fill out a fuel requisition sheet before a raid.

If that’s actually true, why bother wasting time and money (or this whole sideline thing I never mentioned about swapping a car) bribing the chief of a police unit?

The most obvious person to bribe is the clerk receiving those detailed fuel requisition sheets! Duh. Shows you how goofy the so-called mafia is in Romania.