Me: Hey, what’s up?
Person: You have an awesome life. How can I write books like you?
Me: I’d tell you the answer but people say I’m wordy so I made up some picture cards.
Person: Hey Sam, how long does it take to write a book?
Me: Funny you should ask!
The girls like it when you tell ’em that you’re fast ;)
GOOD LUCK WRITERS!!! WE LOVE YA!