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Q: Hey, if you’re so Romanian, why do you write (almost entirely) in English? A: Remember the Lipoveni? They speak Russian. I am just one of those very rare Romanians who speak English as our native language. AND NOW YOU KNOW!

Hey, hey we’re the Lipoveni!

Even though both Russia and Romania begin with an “R” and were both at one time Communist nations, there’s actually nothing very Russian about Romania at all – despite what total fucking idiots continue to think. Yes, it’s true that at one time Russian was a language studied in high school. But the same is…