Airplane Mode

The Puritans of Salem, Massachusetts, were afraid of the forest at nighttime because they couldn’t see anything in the dark.

The Stupid, It Pays Incredibly Well

Hey, want to make $3,000 for one day’s work? All you have to do is yourself in the head with a hammer a few times until you’re as stupid as Hannah Lucinda Smith.

Nuland Reveals Plan to Crush Democracy in RM

Just yesterday I revealed Victoria “Fuck the EU” Nuland’s grand plan for the Republic of Moldova, and I see that she gave a little speech at the American Embassy in Bucharest yesterday after a private dinner with PM Ciolos and President Klaus. Nuland only speaks English but the text isn’t available on the embassy’s website…