Sometimes you really can’t make this shit up. Link is in Romanian but my translation of the first paragraph is:
Because there are no commercial banks in Romania which support agriculture, Romania needs a bank to finance agriculture and help farmers said the Minister of Agriculture, Stelian Fuia.
Jeez, if I remember correctly, Romania used to have an Agriculture Bank. In fact, they had one since 1937 all the way up until 2001 when the American government financed some of its own barons so they could “help” sell it to Raiffeisen for 15 million Euros in cash in July of 2001.
I guess someone forgot to tell Mr. Fuia that.
LONG LIVE THE GREAT CAPITALIST ALLIANCE!