Mailbag

Well folks, the gods of money and free time have finally collaborated to give your Dear Author a free moment to address the mounting pile of correspondence sitting on his virtual desk. Sound good? Cool, let’s dive right in! FUCK OFF, spies like YOU! Swear to god, this is a real email I received from…

Mailbag

WORD COUNT: 2162 Well kids, the ol’ virtual mailbag is getting full of unanswered messages, so let’s dump out the sack and see what we got inside. Yay! Hey Sam, why do all your recent posts have a word count at the top? Well, as much as I love WordPress (the people who run the…

Mailbag

Q: Have you ever been certified by a psychologist as being sane and free of mental diseases? A: Uh, no. Why do you ask? Q: I heard you like Romania. A: You heard right. I moved here years ago and I’m still here. Q: My cousin is a psychologist. I think she can help you….