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view outside my window</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-03-17T21:05:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2023/11/25/5-dogs-and-6-cats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/6catsand5dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6catsand5dogs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-01T19:21:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2023/03/15/pmr-snatches-defeat-from-the-jaws-of-victory-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/vyacheslavkisnichan.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>VyacheslavKisnichan</image:title><image:caption>Screenshot of Vyacheslav Kisnichan's MGB confession video</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/pmrterroristlandrover.png</image:loc><image:title>PMRterroristlandrover</image:title><image:caption>The Land 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Guretsky</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-01-11T16:56:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2023/02/23/the-sword-of-dumbassocles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/chisinauprotestmoldovafeb192023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chisinauprotestmoldovafeb192023</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-03-01T13:38:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2023/03/01/blueberry-boffins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/mouthbreather.png</image:loc><image:title>mouthbreather</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-13T15:25:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2023/01/31/cognitive-shearing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/photo_5389086605677021893_y.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo_5389086605677021893_y</image:title><image:caption>Zorro and the Mystery Box</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/coup_injury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coup_injury</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-25T14:55:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/12/14/go-fuck-yourself-bogdan-aurescu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/aurescukuleba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aurescukuleba</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-14T21:19:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/12/07/857-am-sheriff-supermarket-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/anna-atkins-rnbaaxyewwm-unsplash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anna-atkins-rNBaaxyeWWM-unsplash</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-08T13:04:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/11/28/dodging-bullets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/tiraspolfloodedbeachnov282022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiraspolfloodedbeachnov282022</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-20T14:43:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/11/25/ukraine-is-now-trying-to-drown-us-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/otaciflooding.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>otaciflooding</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-25T13:05:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/11/24/further-investigations-into-moldovas-missing-gas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/frozenjacknicholson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frozenjacknicholson</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-25T07:52:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/11/23/maia-sandu-is-going-to-kill-us-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/maiasandmacronplane.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>maiasandmacronplane</image:title><image:caption>Luxury life while the people of Moldova suffer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/maia-poza-prof-v-1-fin-secar-3-1200.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>maia poza prof v 1 fin secar 3 1200</image:title><image:caption>This is literally Maia Sandu's official portrait - no, it's not a joke</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/maiasanduenergyblackmail.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>maiasanduenergyblackmail</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-23T16:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/11/23/oceania-has-always-been-at-war-with-eastasia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/amnesia.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>amnesia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-23T13:25:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/11/21/sympathy-for-the-devil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/longitudelatitude.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>longitudelatitude</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/komuniakt-msz.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>komuniakt msz</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/stzelensky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stzelensky</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-22T09:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/11/19/the-pale-horse-approaches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/medias-romaniaweather.png</image:loc><image:title>medias-romaniaweather</image:title><image:caption>Weather forecast for Mediaș</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/polandmissile.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The debris, which the locals claime to be that of a missile, is pictured at the site of an explosion in Przewodow</image:title><image:caption>The debris, which the locals claime to be that of a missile, is pictured at the site of an explosion in Przewodow, a village in eastern Poland near the border with Ukraine, in this photograph obtained by REUTERS on November 16, 2022.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-20T15:09:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/11/16/its-been-good-to-know-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/drowning.png</image:loc><image:title>drowning</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-18T21:38:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/11/15/stifling-fools/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/boostyourdeath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boostyourdeath</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-24T00:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/03/21/the-top-5-worst-experts-on-transnistria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/keith-harrington-2.webp</image:loc><image:title>keith-harrington-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/thomasdewaal.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thomasdewaal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/timtiraspolsnow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>timtiraspolsnow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-17T02:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/03/07/how-many-civilians-have-died-in-ukraine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/russianbear.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>russianbear</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-16T09:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/03/03/flying-broomsticks-to-the-stars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/photo6124998718924107506.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo6124998718924107506</image:title><image:caption>Bombing for peace, yo!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/screen-shot-2022-03-03-at-16.30.26.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2022-03-03 at 16.30.26</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/zelensky-addresss-880x495-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>zelensky-addresss-880x495</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-07T13:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/03/06/dear-i-fear-were-facing-a-problem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/powellcrack.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>powellcrack</image:title><image:caption>Yo, Zelensky, I got just what you need right here, bruh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/sparta.png</image:loc><image:title>sparta</image:title><image:caption>Yo Zelensky, I got just what you need right here, bro.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/pmrnewspeace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PMRnewspeace</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-17T13:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/03/05/tarkov-is-resisting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/nuclearlie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nuclearlie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/kieevr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kieevr</image:title><image:caption>Glory to Ukraine!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/ghostofkiev.png</image:loc><image:title>ghostofkiev</image:title><image:caption>According to the SBU...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/tarkovisresisting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarkovisresisting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-21T09:19:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/03/04/paging-edward-gibbon-to-the-white-courtesy-phone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/wailingwallukraine.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>.</image:title><image:caption>Ukraine's ambassador to Israel, Yevgen Korniychuk, Ukrainian citizens and supporters attend a special prayer for the Ukrainian people organized by Businessman Arie Schwartz, at the Western Wall, in Jerusalem's Old City on March 2, 2022. 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שגריר אוקראינה בישראל איבגן קורניצ'וק</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/zelenskygun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zelenskygun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-04T20:30:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/03/02/feeding-moloch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/russianmovementsinukraine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russianmovementsinukraine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/russianwoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russianwoman</image:title><image:caption>Woman injured in a gas explosion in 2018 in Russia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/lyingnewyorktimes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lyingnewyorktimes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/childsacrifice.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>childsacrifice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-10-24T19:58:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/02/26/the-fog-of-information-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/pinkcoatgirl.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>pinkcoatgirl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/photo5246731937580694314.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo5246731937580694314</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-02T05:00:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/02/25/dismantling-the-empire-of-lies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/cnnliars.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cnnliars</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/cnnkharkivrussia.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cnnkharkivrussia</image:title><image:caption>Even a broken clock is right, sometimes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-26T06:16:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/02/16/loco-en-el-coco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/oscevehicle.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>oscevehicle</image:title><image:caption>file photo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/crazybiden.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>crazybiden</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/screen-shot-2022-02-15-at-11.14.29.png</image:loc><image:title>Do not travel to Moldova</image:title><image:caption>Happy Valentine's Day, you pieces of shit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/screen-shot-2022-02-15-at-11.15.08.png</image:loc><image:title>leave Transnistria immediately</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-04-23T17:22:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/02/12/chew-toy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/chewtoy.png</image:loc><image:title>chewtoy</image:title><image:caption>Tiraspol hero cop</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-12T18:20:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2022/01/03/the-blind-falcon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/screen-shot-2022-01-03-at-17.10.40.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2022-01-03 at 17.10.40</image:title><image:caption>Malta Covid-19 test positivity rates</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/nataliagavrilitamaskinsnow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nataliagavrilitamaskinsnow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-28T14:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/12/22/home-for-the-holidays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/winter-gd35e954c9_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winter-gd35e954c9_1280</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-12-30T03:39:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/12/21/psssst-covid-is-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/covidwuhancrisisactor.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>covidwuhancrisisactor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-12-27T02:40:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/11/30/yet-another-american-war-criminal-wants-to-murder-my-family/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/boltonsandu.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>boltonsandu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-30T13:18:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/11/26/au-revoir-adama-traore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/screen-shot-2021-11-26-at-13.14.37.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2021-11-26 at 13.14.37</image:title><image:caption>"What's going on with Traore's health?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/fc-sheriff-star-adama-traore-collapses-to-floor-clutching-his-chest-in-worrying-scenes-against-real-madrid.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>FC-Sheriff-star-Adama-Traore-collapses-to-floor-clutching-his-chest-in-worrying-scenes-against-Real-Madrid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/adama-traore.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>adama-traore</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-28T14:29:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/11/06/shut-up-and-dance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/pmrwomanflagdress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pmrwomanflagdress</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/mespecialconversationpromottelegram.png</image:loc><image:title>mespecialconversationpromottelegram</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-06-at-12.08.46.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-11-06 at 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I'm smooth!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-25T15:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2010/08/17/mi-a-venit-barbatul-acasa/</loc><lastmod>2021-11-25T15:01:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2010/12/08/poor-widdle-racist-romania-sniff/</loc><lastmod>2021-11-25T15:00:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2011/01/28/vreau-barbate-silicoane/</loc><lastmod>2021-11-25T15:00:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/11/15/hell-fucking-yes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/sistersosoianu.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sistersosoianu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-25T15:00:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/07/28/plecat-sa-cante-la-ingeri/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/denisaraduca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denisaraduca</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-05-01T01:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2010/12/24/le-monde-hearts-nicolae-guta/</loc><lastmod>2021-11-25T14:58:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/11/25/when-big-brother-is-an-idiot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/emilbocapostu.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>emilbocapostu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-25T15:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/11/13/lambs-to-the-slaughter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/bloodsucker.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bloodsucker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/diamondprincess.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>diamondprincess</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-21T03:48:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/11/10/wrong-way-on-a-one-way-track/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/longdarkwinter.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>longdarkwinter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/kissinger.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>kissinger</image:title><image:caption>Master of Peace</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-15T09:18:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/10/20/gavrilita-gets-the-gas-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/gavrilita-gas-face.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>gavrilita-gas-face</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-10-20T13:12:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/09/10/the-fevered-applause-of-the-people-by-the-riverside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/171026-waiapi-tribe-mc_6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Image: BRAZIL-AMAZON-INDIGENOUS-WAIAPI</image:title><image:caption>A Waiapi man aims bow and arrow at the Waiapi indigenous reserve in the Manilha village, in Amapa state, Brazil, on October 13, 2017. 
The Waiapi are one of the most traditional tribes in Brazils Amazon, but modern life is getting closer  and the forest dwellers are learning how to navigate between two worlds. / AFP PHOTO / Apu GomesAPU GOMES/AFP/Getty Images</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/freeyourmind.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>freeyourmind</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-10T16:02:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/09/08/1919-the-year-romania-sacked-hungary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/bandholtznohat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bandholtznohat</image:title><image:caption>Harry Bandholtz</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/bandholtz-statue.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bandholtz-statue</image:title><image:caption>Bandholtz Statue in Budapest, Hungary</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/bandholz.png</image:loc><image:title>Bandholz</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-07-06T17:21:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/08/21/goodbye-neva/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/13613407_1023032781098240_467023495471735095_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13613407_1023032781098240_467023495471735095_o</image:title><image:caption>Chilling on the bed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/nevadancing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nevadancing</image:title><image:caption>Neva playing with her cable</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/19780489_1345289095539272_8935289416737120161_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19780489_1345289095539272_8935289416737120161_o</image:title><image:caption>The last photo I ever took of Neva</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/rattyonme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rattyonme</image:title><image:caption>Neva preparing a place on my stomach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/19780601_1345286465539535_5811951728236194348_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19780601_1345286465539535_5811951728236194348_o</image:title><image:caption>Chilling in our house in 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wife</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/p1000339.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1000339</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Zig doing the "sink thing" in my first apartment in Cluj</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/p1000090.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1000090</image:title><image:caption>A close-up of Mr. Zig's very wet nose</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/photo5260301964061816749.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo5260301964061816749</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Zig, happily getting a cuddle on my lap in Tiraspol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/620426_374834805918044_786106377_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>620426_374834805918044_786106377_o</image:title><image:caption>Chilling on the balcony in Cluj</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/11800293_852318641502989_7004976851044851606_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11800293_852318641502989_7004976851044851606_n</image:title><image:caption>My two lost angels</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/18422947_1294524123949103_5239276197542750121_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18422947_1294524123949103_5239276197542750121_o</image:title><image:caption>I came back</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/10636959_745757862159068_5304508561871649900_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10636959_745757862159068_5304508561871649900_o</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Zig having a cuddle with my wife</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/10338477_664492416952280_3977627938478825650_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10338477_664492416952280_3977627938478825650_o</image:title><image:caption>Enjoying the garden in Cluj</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-20T16:42:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/08/13/pravda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/orwell1984.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>orwell1984</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-18T22:05:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/08/12/beyond-belief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/neilbushambassador.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>neilbushambassador</image:title><image:caption>My entire job is being an empty bobble head who repeats back what is told to say</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/bigneilbushambassador.png</image:loc><image:title>bigneilbushambassador</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-12T13:56:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/05/ion-iovcev-loses-his-fucking-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/ioniovcevlovesantonescu.png</image:loc><image:title>ioniovcevlovesAntonescu</image:title><image:caption>If you're not Christian and Romanian, God hates you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/iovcevgenocide.png</image:loc><image:title>iovcevgenocide</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/27januaryholocaustremembrancepmr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27januaryholocaustremembrancePMR</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/promolexguy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>promolexguy</image:title><image:caption>I'm an expert, yo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/iovcevpromolexusaflag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iovcevPROMOLEXusaflag</image:title><image:caption>Iovcev Framed by EU and USA 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Forever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/zerohourpt2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zerohourpt2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/zerohourantisoviet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zerohourantisoviet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/beforecrimea.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>beforecrimea</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/smoothoperator.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>smoothoperator</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/alloutforcesagainsteast.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>alloutforcesagainsteast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/neverbackdown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>neverbackdown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/stalingraddiscussion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stalingraddiscussion</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/nikitakhruscheveatsahotdog.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>nikitakhruscheveatsahotdog</image:title><image:caption>Khruschev eating hot dogs at his friend's farm in Iowa (USA) in 1959</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/longwindedtransylvania.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>longwindedtransylvania</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-07T00:02:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/08/04/no-strings-attached/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/no_eye_sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No_eye_sign</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-04T11:58:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/07/30/the-woman-who-won-the-war-without-firing-a-shot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/galinaandreevna2016.png</image:loc><image:title>galinaandreevna2016</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/galinaandreevna2014.png</image:loc><image:title>galinaandreevna2014</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-01T17:44:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/07/29/the-big-lie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/johnnyappleseed.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>johnnyappleseed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/aidscrap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aidscrap</image:title><image:caption>19% say Huh?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-29T13:06:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/07/22/the-ballad-of-dick-loro-diphen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/jiusd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jiusd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-02T12:10:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/07/20/scots-moldovan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/moldovanlanguage.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>moldovanlanguage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/limbamold.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>limbamold</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/declarationindependencemoldova.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>declarationindependencemoldova</image:title><image:caption>Moldova's Declaration of Independence - August 27, 1991</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-15T01:02:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/07/19/democracy-theater/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/sandugloats.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sandugloats</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-21T07:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/06/02/having-a-laugh-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/dan-neculaescu.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dan-neculaescu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/criza-pjimage-2021-06-02t095015.312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>criza-pjimage - 2021-06-02t095015.312</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/ebonyandivory.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ebonyandivory</image:title><image:caption>Strange bedfellows, indeed</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-15T00:50:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/04/09/fallout-flag/</loc><lastmod>2021-06-13T16:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/04/02/the-worlds-stupidest-dictatorship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/sanduandfriendsmaskup.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sanduandfriendsmaskup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-16T13:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/04/12/ben-hodges-gives-himself-another-stiffy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/benhodges-rant.png</image:loc><image:title>benhodges-rant</image:title><image:caption>Stroke it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-12T14:29:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/03/25/celebrating-weakness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/team-apocalypse.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>team-apocalypse</image:title><image:caption>Behold, on a pale horse</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-14T21:42:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/03/23/when-i-hear-that-whistle-blowing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/screen-shot-2021-03-23-at-13.48.37.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2021-03-23 at 13.48.37</image:title><image:caption>Respiratory deaths in Moldova</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/screen-shot-2021-03-23-at-12.26.47.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2021-03-23 at 12.26.47</image:title><image:caption>Life expectancy in Moldova and Romania (2018)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/screen-shot-2021-03-23-at-13.07.13.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2021-03-23 at 13.07.13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/maia-sandu-mask.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>maia-sandu-mask</image:title><image:caption>Too stupid to run the numbers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-03-23T12:48:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/01/14/all-aboard-the-intergalactic-space-station/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/fecaltransplant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fecaltransplant</image:title><image:caption>A little dose'll do ya</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/enzymeswork.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enzymeswork</image:title><image:caption>#lovesit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/scourigpad.png</image:loc><image:title>scourigpad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/gut-bacteria-hilarious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gut-bacteria-hilarious</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/wadging.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wadging</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-01-22T15:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/12/17/the-a-in-niaid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/immune-system.jpg</image:loc><image:title>body defense</image:title><image:caption>Ridiculous</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/niaid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>niaid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/anthony-fauci.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The good doctor Fauci praying for our health</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/allergies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>allergies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-12-16T14:22:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2021/01/06/the-10-commandments-of-covid-19/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/tencommandments.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tencommandments</image:title><image:caption>Shun the non-believer! SHUN!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-03T17:55:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/12/31/forty-freakouts-and-a-fool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/escape-from-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coronavirus - Sun Dec 20, 2020</image:title><image:caption>Coronavirus - Sun Dec 20, 2020. People at St Pancras station in London, waiting to board the last train to Paris today, amid concerns that borders will close and with the public being urged to adhere to Government guidance after Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced on Saturday that from Sunday areas in the South East currently in Tier 3 will be moved into a new Tier 4 for two weeks ' effectively returning to the lockdown rules of November, after scientists warned of the rapid spread of the new variant coronavirus. Picture date: Sunday December 20, 2020. Passengers who crowded on to trains to escape the tightening of Covid-19 restrictions in London yesterday evening have been branded "totally irresponsible" by the Health Secretary. See PA story HEALTH Coronavirus. Photo credit should read: Stefan Rousseau/PA Wire URN:57205814 (Press Association via AP Images)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/spanish-variant.png</image:loc><image:title>spanish-variant</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/stampede.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stampede</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-01-01T13:18:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/12/21/airplane-mode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/airplane-mode.png</image:loc><image:title>airplane-mode</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-01-20T20:28:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/12/18/the-banal-stupidity-of-the-european-union/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/peter-michalko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter-michalko</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/igor_smirnov_2017-10-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Igor_Smirnov_(2017-10-04)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/krasnoselsky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krasnoselsky</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-22T11:43:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/12/16/the-secret-magic-of-viruses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/who-coronavirus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>who-coronavirus</image:title><image:caption>Official WHO image of a virus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/coronavirus-real.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coronavirus-real</image:title><image:caption>Reality bites</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/virusesareemails.jpg</image:loc><image:title>virusesareemails</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/screen-shot-2020-12-16-at-15.02.09.png</image:loc><image:title>coronavirus-cnn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-17T15:05:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/12/11/polio-madness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-white-rich-families.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-white-rich-families</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-white-disease.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-white-disease</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-whiite-rich-houses.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-whiite-rich-houses</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-wealthy.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-wealthy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-vaccine-outbreaks.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-vaccine-outbreaks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-vaccine-derived.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-vaccine-derived</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-racism.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-racism</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-poor-kids-immune.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-poor-kids-immune</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-panic-1940s.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-panic-1940s</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/polio-nigeria-response.png</image:loc><image:title>polio-nigeria-response</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-16T15:37:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/12/08/the-tree-of-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/robert-koch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>M0014855 Portrait of Robert Koch from a photograph.</image:title><image:caption>I kinda, sorta, figured out what causes infectious diseases</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/simplified-tree-of-life.png</image:loc><image:title>simplified-tree-of-life</image:title><image:caption>We're in red. Bacteria are in blue.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/treeoflife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treeoflife</image:title><image:caption>The Tree of Life</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-11T16:32:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/11/30/etudes-sur-le-vin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/rotten-milk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rotten-milk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/madasamicrobiologist.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>madasamicrobiologist</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/pasteur-doing-experiment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pasteur-doing-experiment</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/infectious-agent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>infectious-agent</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-03T15:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/12/03/snake-juice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/world-health-organization-logo-840x420-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>world-health-organization-logo-840x420</image:title><image:caption>Snake!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/snake-altar-2000yrs-old.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snake-altar-2000yrs-old</image:title><image:caption>2,000-year-old snake altar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/snake-oil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SNAKE-OIL</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/snake-oil.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>snake-oil</image:title><image:caption>Just $9.99!  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now!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-03T15:40:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/12/02/hey-you-sunk-my-graduate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/battleship-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battleship-game</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-02T15:01:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/11/27/similia-similibus-curantur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/paracelsus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paracelsus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/jennertestinghisvaccine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennertestinghisvaccine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-30T16:23:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/11/26/world-war-3-a-survivors-diary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/maskedbaptism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maskedbaptism</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/whitekidwithamask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whitekidwithamask</image:title><image:caption>Yep, even Americans, this time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/globalcovidmap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>globalcovidmap</image:title><image:caption>Self-inflicted missile strikes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ww3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ww3</image:title><image:caption>Yeehaw!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-27T15:54:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/11/20/the-curious-origins-of-the-romanian-language/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/cute-curious-george-drawing.png</image:loc><image:title>cute-Curious-George-drawing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/romancelanguagesmap.png</image:loc><image:title>romancelanguagesmap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/latininscription.jpg</image:loc><image:title>latininscription</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/danubemap.png</image:loc><image:title>Danubemap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/greekromanian.png</image:loc><image:title>greekromanian</image:title><image:caption>Roumania</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-02-17T19:54:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/11/17/the-apple-tree-in-the-middle-of-the-forest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/applefromtiraspol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>applefromtiraspol</image:title><image:caption>My Queen, you are the fairest in the land!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/magicalforest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magicalforest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/forestneartiraspol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forestneartiraspol</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-18T15:48:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/10/21/runaway-train-never-going-back/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-18T15:47:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/11/18/a-poem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/secretriver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secretriver</image:title><image:caption>The Secret River</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-18T15:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/11/16/the-girl-king-of-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/moldovaprezelections2020results.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovaprezelections2020results</image:title><image:caption>Red = Dodon, Yellow = Sandu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/varnitavote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>varnitavote</image:title><image:caption>Voters lined up in Varnita</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-17T16:01:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/09/15/the-salem-witch-trials-2020-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/gilescorey.png</image:loc><image:title>gilescorey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-03T11:46:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/09/09/worms-are-eating-adrian-zuckermans-brain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/adrianzuckermannatolockheed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adrianzuckermannatolockheed</image:title><image:caption>Sickly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/worm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-09T15:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/07/10/the-false-prophets-of-science/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/billnyemask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billnyemask</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-20T13:58:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/07/09/10-reasons-why-mandatory-mask-wearing-is-a-ridiculous-farce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/maskedcrowdofmasks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TOPSHOT-SKOREA-MILITARY-WEATHER-POLLUTION</image:title><image:caption>TOPSHOT - South Korean military conscripts wear face masks to protect themselves against a wave of fine dust that has hit the Korean Peninsula, during their entrance ceremony at the army training centre in Nonsan on January 14, 2019. (Photo by Jung Yeon-je / AFP)        (Photo credit should read JUNG YEON-JE/AFP/Getty Images)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-17T01:49:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/06/19/pridnestrovie-vs-the-transnistria-governorate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/transnistria_large_german.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transnistria_large_german</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/romania_mai_1942-transnistria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romania_mai_1942-transnistria</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/pridnestrovie_moldavia.png</image:loc><image:title>Pridnestrovie_Moldavia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-12T05:29:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/06/19/fallout-boys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/historicalargumentsantonescu.png</image:loc><image:title>historicalargumentsantonescu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/benderjune192020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>benderjune192020</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/moldovatakesstepstowardspeace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovatakesstepstowardspeace</image:title><image:caption>"Moldova Takes Steps Towards a Peaceful Resolution"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/krasnoselskylaysflowersjune192020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krasnoselskylaysflowersjune192020</image:title><image:caption>PMR President Krasnoselsky lays flowers at the war memorial in Bender</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-29T14:44:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/06/18/steering-into-the-skid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/steeringintotheskid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steeringintotheskid</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-19T11:15:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/06/06/a-painfully-cheap-publicity-stunt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/agitprop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>agitprop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/victoria-novac2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>victoria-novac2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/usdonates2tabletstopmr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>USdonates2tabletstoPMR</image:title><image:caption>Cardboard USA flag not included</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/unmakedphotogpmrustabletpropaganda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unmakedphotogPMRUStabletpropaganda</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-06T14:48:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/06/02/a-brief-lesson-in-ethics/</loc><lastmod>2020-06-08T19:02:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/policies/</loc><lastmod>2020-05-29T09:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/04/08/sprung/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/maskedselfies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maskedselfies</image:title><image:caption>Poseurs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2026-02-01T19:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/04/06/what-do-we-say-to-the-god-of-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/singaporeupdateapril4.png</image:loc><image:title>singaporeupdateapril4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/singaporeupdateapril5.png</image:loc><image:title>singaporeupdateapril5</image:title><image:caption>Stable or improving!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/the_triumph_of_death_by_pieter_bruegel_the_elder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Triumph_of_Death_by_Pieter_Bruegel_the_Elder</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/happyplanet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happyplanet</image:title><image:caption>🤪</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-07T11:16:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/04/03/the-outlaw-sam-cel-roman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/outlawjoseywales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outlawjoseywales</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-04T08:01:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/04/02/25-minutes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/49067_gettyimages3202574_1548945894915.jpg</image:loc><image:title>49067_GettyImages3202574_1548945894915</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/queen-marie-romania.png</image:loc><image:title>queen-marie-romania</image:title><image:caption>LOL that crown!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/25minutes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25minutes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-02T23:46:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/04/01/sown-in-dishonor-raised-in-glory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/pmrparliamentmeetingmarch312020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PMRparliamentmeetingmarch312020</image:title><image:caption>The PMR parliament being ridiculous</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/steampunkplaguemask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steampunkplaguemask</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-02T20:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/30/riding-the-cash-bus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ramanetiacasa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ramanetiacasa</image:title><image:caption>Ramaneti Acasa (Stay Home)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/maskwife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maskwife</image:title><image:caption>Mask up!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/cashbusarrives.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cashbusarrives</image:title><image:caption>My lovely wife</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-30T10:12:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/26/so-long-its-been-good-to-know-ya/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/armystreetsofbucharest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>armystreetsofbucharest</image:title><image:caption>Sic 'em, boy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/revolutie_1989_poze_40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>revolutie_1989_poze_40</image:title><image:caption>What a difference 29 years makes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/romanianarmystreetspolicecheck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romanianarmystreetspolicecheck</image:title><image:caption>Thanks for the "help"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/romaniansoldiersbucharest.gif</image:loc><image:title>romaniansoldiersbucharest</image:title><image:caption>t long last, EVERY armed thug in Romania gets to wear a mask</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/romaniansoldierwithmask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romaniansoldierwithmask</image:title><image:caption>At long last, EVERY armed thug in Romania gets to wear a mask</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bucharestarmy.gif</image:loc><image:title>bucharestarmy</image:title><image:caption>Fear is the last weapon of the powerless</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-26T19:04:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/25/on-a-pale-horse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/screen-shot-2020-03-25-at-11.21.52.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-03-25 at 11.21.52</image:title><image:caption>The world doesn't give a shit about Moldova either</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/dereckhoganplahotniuc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dereckhoganplahotniuc</image:title><image:caption>Oligarch Lover</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/shootingdownthevirus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shootingdownthevirus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/moldovansoldiersinhummers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovansoldiersinhummers</image:title><image:caption>The new face of "democracy"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/maskedromaniancopsmakingtrafficstop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maskedromaniancopsmakingtrafficstop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/hummersneartrainstation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hummersneartrainstation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/hummersnearatriummall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hummersnearatriummall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/3catsonpmrbench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3catsonPMRbench</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-29T09:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/24/a-universe-gone-quickly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/moldovanarmystreetschisinau.gif</image:loc><image:title>moldovanarmystreetschisinau</image:title><image:caption>The army on the streets of Chisinau</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/moneygram.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MoneyGram</image:title><image:caption>MoneyGram gets the gas face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/king-rat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dollarhole</image:title><image:caption>MoneyGram gets the gas face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/amenzi-ordonanta-militara_2f8a43c098.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amenzi-ordonanta-militara_2f8a43c098</image:title><image:caption>LOL... wut?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/danpatricktexasltgovernor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danpatricktexasltgovernor</image:title><image:caption>Christ, he even LOOKS like a dumbass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/moldovaspecialforces.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovaspecialforces</image:title><image:caption>I guess "Forţele Speciale" was too hard to write</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-24T17:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/23/superstorm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ncdcsnowtotals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NCDCsnowTotals</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-27T10:27:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/22/the-balcony-scene/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/kievbusfight.gif</image:loc><image:title>kievbusfight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/francecoronaviruscases.jpg</image:loc><image:title>francecoronaviruscases</image:title><image:caption>Confirmed cases in France</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/europeairpollution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>europeairpollution</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronalondon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coronalondon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/cernauticoncreteblocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cernauticoncreteblocks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/catwaitinginline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catwaitinginline</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-23T11:01:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/21/a-dark-turn-of-events/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/varnitaroadspikes.gif</image:loc><image:title>varnitaroadspikes</image:title><image:caption>Road spikes at the crossing into Varnita</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/lasciate-ogni-speranza-voi-ch-entrate-3.png</image:loc><image:title>lasciate-ogni-speranza-voi-ch-entrate-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/tiraspolemptystreets.gif</image:loc><image:title>tiraspolemptystreets</image:title><image:caption>The deserted streets of Tiraspol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/varnitablockedoff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>varnitablockedoff</image:title><image:caption>The road from Bender to Varnita</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/screen-shot-2020-03-21-at-14.51.07.png</image:loc><image:title>varnitamap</image:title><image:caption>Varnita, Bender, and Tiraspol</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-27T10:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/20/paging-albert-camus-to-the-white-courtesy-phone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sunstrokeprojectstaysafeclean.gif</image:loc><image:title>sunstrokeprojectstaysafeclean</image:title><image:caption>The Sunstroke Project</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/albert-camus-quotes-from-the-plague-plagues-and-wars-540x540-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Albert-Camus-quotes-from-the-Plague-Plagues-and-wars-540x540</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/la_peste_book_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>La_Peste_book_cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-20T15:46:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/19/the-gas-face-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/pete-nice-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pete-nice-pic-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/flyonecircle7timeschisinauairplane.png</image:loc><image:title>flyonecircle7timeschisinauairplane</image:title><image:caption>FlyOne flying 7 times around Chisinau</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/stauacasaplane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stauacasaplane</image:title><image:caption>I left home to tell you to stay in yours!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/dimaioitalyangry.gif</image:loc><image:title>dimaioitalyangry</image:title><image:caption>Romania is a selfish bastard of a nation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/gasmasksheriffcustomer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gasmasksheriffcustomer</image:title><image:caption>Sheriff gets the gas face</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-20T23:33:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/17/things-will-happen-while-they-can/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/mask_frown_pmr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mask_frown_PMR</image:title><image:caption>Whatchoo talking about masks for, Willis?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ukraineborderfight.gif</image:loc><image:title>ukraineborderfight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sherifftempcontrol.gif</image:loc><image:title>sherifftempcontrol</image:title><image:caption>Face control</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-18T13:31:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/15/code-red-and-chill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/relaxquarantine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>relaxquarantine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/redsuitguys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redsuitguys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/centralmarketclosed.gif</image:loc><image:title>centralmarketclosed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-18T13:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/18/flying-the-coop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sheriffcashierdistance.gif</image:loc><image:title>sheriffcashierdistance</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sheriff2metersdistancemarch172020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sheriff2metersdistancemarch172020</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/krasnoselskytemperature.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krasnoselskytemperature</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/italyvaffanculo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>italyvaffanculo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bucharestemptystreetsmar182020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bucharestemptystreetsmar182020</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-18T19:08:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/10/thank-god-for-non-recognition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/armscrossed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>armscrossed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-11T11:42:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/09/positive-reinforcement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/screen-shot-2020-03-09-at-13.24.22.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 13.24.22</image:title><image:caption>ceNtrala...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/victoryletters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>victoryletters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/pmrpolicegivingflowers8march.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pmrpolicegivingflowers8march</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/martisordancepmrpalace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martisordancePMRpalace</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/irinagodobapersonoftheyear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>irinagodobapersonoftheyear</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/beforeafterbenderswimmingpool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beforeafterbenderswimmingpool</image:title><image:caption>Before &amp; After</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-09T12:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/03/02/a-friend-indeed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bessarabia1920.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bessarabia1920</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-08T17:45:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/26/a-victim-of-stalinist-propaganda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/statuia-lui-stalin-bucuresti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>statuia-lui-Stalin-bucuresti</image:title><image:caption>Mult iubitul şi stimatul fiu al poporului...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-08T17:27:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/19/skating-on-the-thin-ice-of-modern-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/1920refugeesdepart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1920refugeesdepart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/1920campaignmedalwhitearmy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1920campaignmedalwhitearmy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/1920campaignmedalwhitearmy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1920campaignmedalwhitearmy</image:title><image:caption>1920 campaign medal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-25T14:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/25/l-internationale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/vivelacommune.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vivelacommune</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-25T19:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/24/chicken-scratch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/andreinastaseleftside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andreinastaseleftside</image:title><image:caption>Left shoulder</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/adriannastasebird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adriannastasebird</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-24T14:11:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/23/andrian-candus-bottom-bitch-now-trumps-groom-of-the-stool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/adrian-candu-the-devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adrian-candu-the-devil</image:title><image:caption>His éminence grise, Andrian Candu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-24T05:44:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/18/never-say-sorry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/marcel-vela.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcel Vela</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-18T20:23:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/14/pigeonholing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/pigeonholing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pigeonholing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-22T19:31:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/06/propaganda-lex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/rjavitingetshisbuletinrm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rjavitingetshisbuletinRM</image:title><image:caption>Look, Ma!  I'm a Moldovan, now!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/rjavitinbackinpmrarmy.png</image:loc><image:title>rjavitinbackinPMRarmy</image:title><image:caption>Deserter Desserts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/rjavitinrferl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rjavitinRFERL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-11T14:23:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/02/03/dogpile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/fapikom-gyergyocc81ditrocc81.png</image:loc><image:title>Fapikom Gyergyóditró</image:title><image:caption>Brown Hands Making White Bread</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/saintkatalinchurchditrau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saintkatalinchurchditrau</image:title><image:caption>Jesus loves you as long as you're white</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sri_lankan_workers_at_ditrau_bread_factory_gina_stefan_agerpres_foto.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sri_lankan_workers_at_ditrau_bread_factory_gina_stefan_agerpres_foto</image:title><image:caption>Sri Lankan bakers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-03T17:32:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/28/bootlicker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bootlicker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bootlicker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dancilaaipac2019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancilaAIPAC2019</image:title><image:caption>Strategic Bootlicker</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-03T21:55:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/26/ambassador-bankov-tells-a-lie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dissolutionofaustro-hungary.png</image:loc><image:title>dissolutionofaustro-hungary</image:title><image:caption>Splitting up a fat pie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/oleksandrbankov.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oleksandrBankov</image:title><image:caption>Oleksandr Bankov,  Ukrainian ambassador to Romania</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-24T06:33:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/27/new-ambassador-same-old-imperialism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/adrianzuckermanpointsthefinger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adrianzuckermanpointsthefinger</image:title><image:caption>You filthy little Romanians</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-30T20:21:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/24/a-glass-of-gagarin-grog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/sainttatiana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sainttatiana</image:title><image:caption>Saint Tatiana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/gagarindrink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GagarinDrink</image:title><image:caption>Serving students glasses of Gagarin Grog on Tatiana Day, 2019</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-11T11:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/20/midnight-oil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/firetimisoaraapartment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>firetimisoaraapartment</image:title><image:caption>A fire in Timisoara claims the lives of 4 children.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-21T10:16:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/21/kiku-for-the-lulz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/ionchicusmirking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IonChicusmirking</image:title><image:caption>Ion Chicu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-21T10:07:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/16/1992-claims-another-victim/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/sergeiyurko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SergeiYurko</image:title><image:caption>Rest in Peace</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/screen-shot-2020-01-16-at-12.25.07.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-01-16 at 12.25.07</image:title><image:caption>5 Titov Street, Bender/Tighina, PMR</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-16T11:36:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/15/autophage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dorinflorea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dorinflorea</image:title><image:caption>Dorin Florea</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-18T18:18:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/14/andrei-nastase-keeps-on-losing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/andreinastasestaresoffintospace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andreinastasestaresoffintospace</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/nastaseandthecross.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nastaseandthecross</image:title><image:caption>Kissing Jesus for good luck</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-15T08:54:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2020/01/09/1992-revisited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/lebedintiraspol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lebedintiraspol</image:title><image:caption>Alexander Lebed in Tiraspol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/lebedinfrontoftroops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lebedinfrontoftroops</image:title><image:caption>Lebed in Tiraspol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/pmrtankwesupportinternationalism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pmrtankwesupportinternationalism</image:title><image:caption>PMR - "We Support Internationalism" written on the side of an armored vehicle on the bridge over the Dniester River</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-16T12:43:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/donate-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/donate.png</image:loc><image:title>donate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-20T11:04:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/11/16/games-with-frontiers-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/regionsofmoldova.png</image:loc><image:title>regionsofmoldova</image:title><image:caption>Moldova, Moldova, send Roger right ova!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/sovietunionrepublics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sovietunionrepublics</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-20T10:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/11/11/andrei-nastase-loses-his-shit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/andreinastaseangry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andreinastaseangry</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/andreinastasemicrophone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andreinastasemicrophone</image:title><image:caption>You're all fake news!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/andreinastasepoliceuniform.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andreinastasepoliceuniform</image:title><image:caption>Bad boys, bad boys...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/andreinastasepublika.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andreinastasepublika</image:title><image:caption>Hey, I'm just an unfrozen caveman lawyer!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-11T15:48:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/11/09/psalm-1206-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-09-at-16.56.07.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-11-09 at 16.56.07</image:title><image:caption>Sponsors</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-09-at-16.41.59.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-11-09 at 16.41.59</image:title><image:caption>DOH!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/screen-shot-2019-11-09-at-16.41.42.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-11-09 at 16.41.42</image:title><image:caption>Celebrating 100 years since Romania declared its independence</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/znvehicle2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>znvehicle2</image:title><image:caption>The invasion begins!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/znvehicle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>znvehicle1</image:title><image:caption>The world's most boring picture</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/dodonandkrasnoselskyfamiliesmeet.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dodonandkrasnoselskyfamiliesmeet</image:title><image:caption>Too damn much peace!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/vitaliehadei.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vitaliehadei</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-09T15:41:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/11/04/a-special-conversation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/pmranddubosariflags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PMRandDubosariflags</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/1994rubleprm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1994rubleprm</image:title><image:caption>PMR 1 ruble note from 1994</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/usambassadorhoganandkrasnoselsky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>USambassadorhoganandkrasnoselsky</image:title><image:caption>US Ambassador Hogan and PMR President Krasnoselsky</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/metv1promoshot.png</image:loc><image:title>meTV1promoshot</image:title><image:caption>From Pridnestrovie with love...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/guesswhosback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guesswhosback</image:title><image:caption>My last album was The Chronic!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/festivalpmr1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>festivalPMR1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-04T17:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/11/01/the-stupid-it-pays-incredibly-well/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/timtiraspolandjuliaautz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>timtiraspolandjuliaautz</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tiraspollecherouscontent.png</image:loc><image:title>tiraspollecherouscontent</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/timtiraspolhodessa.png</image:loc><image:title>timtiraspolhodessa</image:title><image:caption>Someone's obviously never been IN a sex shop before...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/orgasmdonorlaundry.png</image:loc><image:title>orgasmdonorlaundry</image:title><image:caption>Ugh....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/timtirasspolorgasmdonor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>timtirasspolorgasmdonor</image:title><image:caption>*facepalm*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/juliaautzleninstatue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>juliaautzleninstatue</image:title><image:caption>Qui pingit pictorem?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/misidentifiedleninstatuetiraspol.png</image:loc><image:title>misidentifiedleninstatuetiraspol</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/diagramofpowernetworkpmr-rm.png</image:loc><image:title>diagramofpowernetworkPMR-RM</image:title><image:caption>Infographics make me feelz smarter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/sergiutofilat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sergiutofilat</image:title><image:caption>No, I'm not going bald.  Why would you say that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/1996radiationmapcia.png</image:loc><image:title>1996radiationmapCIA</image:title><image:caption>We don't need no water</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-08T11:15:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/10/24/backslider/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/sadjuncker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sadjuncker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/anabirchallindia.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>anabirchallindia</image:title><image:caption>The Muslim-Haters League meeting in Bucharest, 2018</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-24T08:57:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/10/17/a-toddling-town-in-transnistria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/shevchenkocheerleaderstiraspol3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shevchenkocheerleaderstiraspol3</image:title><image:caption>Let's go, Tiraspol!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/medalsoftiraspol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>medalsoftiraspol</image:title><image:caption>Sports are no joke in this country, yo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/hitrailrace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hitrailrace</image:title><image:caption>An upcoming "off-road" foot race</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/shevchenkocheerleaderstiraspol1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shevchenkocheerleaderstiraspol1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-03T11:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/09/30/head-full-of-zombie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/screen-shot-2019-09-30-at-17.33.27.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-09-30 at 17.33.27</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/screen-shot-2019-09-30-at-17.33.10.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-09-30 at 17.33.10</image:title><image:caption>In honor of the "genius" Stalin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/cnaanlipshiz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cnaanlipshiz</image:title><image:caption>High on life?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Map of Tiraspol</image:title><image:caption>Here there be Stalinist dragons!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-17T10:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/06/23/how-to-get-a-romanian-passport/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/romanianpassport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romanianpassport</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-13T13:24:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/06/04/different-trees-different-fruit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/foreignersintiraspoljune32019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foreignersintiraspoljune32019</image:title><image:caption>Peacekeepers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/pmdrvsmoldovaflags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pmdrvsmoldovaflags</image:title><image:caption>Peacekeepers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/sanduacumforpnl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sanduACUMforPNL</image:title><image:caption>ACUM for PNL</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/cercavschipmrgrigoriopolsemiticcomments.png</image:loc><image:title>cercavschiPMRgrigoriopolsemiticcomments</image:title><image:caption>Utterly disgusting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-08T20:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/04/11/case-file-moldovan-v-romanian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/ukrainianmoldovantextbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ukrainianmoldovantextbook</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/limba_noastra.svg_.png</image:loc><image:title>Limba_noastra.svg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/eusintmoldovean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eusintmoldovean</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-15T00:55:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/03/28/for-the-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/walkingnycpmrflag.gif</image:loc><image:title>walkingnycpmrflag</image:title><image:caption>One day this might be real! :D</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/pmrambforthepeople.gif</image:loc><image:title>pmrambforthepeople</image:title><image:caption>Rappaport pressures the Transnistrian ambassador lady</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/pmrflagforthepeople.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pmrflagforthepeople</image:title><image:caption>At least for a minute, the PMR flag waved in NYC</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-29T15:24:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/03/25/ipsos-custodes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/romaniancopkids-copy-e1553532798363.png</image:loc><image:title>romaniancopkids copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/copil-politist-465x390.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copil-politist-465x390</image:title><image:caption>No, it's not a video game</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/romaniancopkids.png</image:loc><image:title>romaniancopkids</image:title><image:caption>Creeeeepy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-25T17:06:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/03/18/the-warmongerers-tale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/benhodges.gif</image:loc><image:title>benhodges</image:title><image:caption>Ben Hodges's TED Talk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/generalbenhodges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>generalbenhodges</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-10T05:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/03/11/the-ghost-buses-roll-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/financersofpromolex.png</image:loc><image:title>financersofpromolex</image:title><image:caption>Bought and paid for</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/ghostbus.gif</image:loc><image:title>ghostbus</image:title><image:caption>Going to vote!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/screen-shot-2019-03-11-at-15.04.38.png</image:loc><image:title>Transnistriaelectionresults2019</image:title><image:caption>It's the Final Countdown</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-22T16:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/03/05/snitches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/pasaicebucketchallenge.gif</image:loc><image:title>pasaicebucketchallenge</image:title><image:caption>Valeriu Pasa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-04T18:27:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/03/04/african-choppers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/maligaocampcastor.gif</image:loc><image:title>maligaocampcastor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/malisoldiers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>malisoldiers</image:title><image:caption>We love killing civilians</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/malichoppers.png</image:loc><image:title>malichoppers</image:title><image:caption>MOAR GUNS</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-01T18:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/03/02/handicrafts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/woodenfiguresmoldova.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woodenfiguresmoldova</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-12T18:01:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/26/corporate-whores/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/dancilaromania2019presidencyeucouncil.gif</image:loc><image:title>dancilaromania2019presidencyEUcouncil</image:title><image:caption>Waiting for it to end...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/romaniacocacolasponsor2019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romaniacocacolasponsor2019</image:title><image:caption>Sold to the highest bidder!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-26-at-16.57.13.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-02-26 at 16.57.13</image:title><image:caption>Sold to the highest bidder!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-26T20:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/25/everyone-is-hopping-mad-in-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/russianmoldovaelections.gif</image:loc><image:title>russianmoldovaelections</image:title><image:caption>Moldova votes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/moldovaelections2019.gif</image:loc><image:title>moldovaelections2019</image:title><image:caption>Anyone who doesn't love the EU is a Russian troll!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/moldova2019parliamentaryresults.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldova2019parliamentaryresults</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-25T17:00:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/21/mad-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/maiasanduandreinastasepoisoning.gif</image:loc><image:title>maiasanduandreinastasepoisoning</image:title><image:caption>Mad Hatters</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/sanduandnastase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sanduandnastase</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-20-at-18.52.09.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-02-20 at 18.52.09</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-25T07:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/18/who-speaks-for-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/stopfalslogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stopfalslogo</image:title><image:caption>Remember, your lie is my truth!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/captain-america-propaganda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain-america-propaganda</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-20T09:40:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/04/50-youre-not-allowed-to-say-anything-good-about-transnistria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/dtspridnestrovie.gif</image:loc><image:title>DTSPridnestrovie</image:title><image:caption>Protect and SERVE</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-18T16:30:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/18/romania-perfecting-its-elections-interference-toolkit-in-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/plahotniuccountrybeginnings.gif</image:loc><image:title>plahotniuccountrybeginnings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/facebooktargeted1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>facebooktargeted1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/facebooktargeted2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>facebooktargeted2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/facebooktargeted3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>facebooktargeted3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/facebooktargeted4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>facebooktargeted4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/plahotniucpettismeetingusa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plahotniucpettismeetingUSA</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-26T23:28:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/13/7xpmr-gif/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/iceskatinggirls.gif</image:loc><image:title>iceskatinggirls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/interviewsnowfail.gif</image:loc><image:title>interviewsnowfail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/officeaerobics.gif</image:loc><image:title>officeaerobics</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/presidentheaddesk.gif</image:loc><image:title>presidentheaddesk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/priestsinbasement.gif</image:loc><image:title>priestsinbasement</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/weirdrobottiraspol.gif</image:loc><image:title>weirdrobottiraspol</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wheelchairbus.gif</image:loc><image:title>wheelchairbus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-13T18:21:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/12/myth-36-transnistria-gets-free-gas-from-russia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/fatprofitstiraspoltransgaz.gif</image:loc><image:title>fatprofitstiraspoltransgaz</image:title><image:caption>Fat profits at Tiraspoltransgaz</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/moldovagaz.gif</image:loc><image:title>moldovagaz</image:title><image:caption>Show me the money!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/moldovagazexecs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovagazexecs</image:title><image:caption>Moldovagaz VIPs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/moldovagazorgchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovagazorgchart</image:title><image:caption>Gaz!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-13T17:12:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/11/safe-for-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tiraspoltankclimbing.gif</image:loc><image:title>tiraspoltankclimbing</image:title><image:caption>Kid magnet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/americankidintiraspolontank-e1549904337840.png</image:loc><image:title>americankidintiraspolontank</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wholefamilyandtank-e1549904303102.png</image:loc><image:title>wholefamilyandtank</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-11T17:45:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/07/stop-hammar-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/hammarberg.gif</image:loc><image:title>hammarberg</image:title><image:caption>No tension along ethnic lines!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-07T14:56:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/28/the-country-is-called-transnistria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/2000px-flag_of_transnistria_state.svg_.png</image:loc><image:title>2000px-flag_of_transnistria_(state).svg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-13T15:24:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/06/myth-35-visiting-transnistria-is-risky-and-dangerous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/transnistriabordercrossing.gif</image:loc><image:title>transnistriabordercrossing</image:title><image:caption>The world's scariest border crossing!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/vicesucksadicktransnistria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vicesucksadicktransnistria</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-06T17:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/31/myth-19-transnistria-uses-plastic-coins-for-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/pridnestroviecoins.gif</image:loc><image:title>pridnestroviecoins</image:title><image:caption>:O</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-01T17:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/02/01/panic-at-the-moscow-disco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/pmrofficemap.png</image:loc><image:title>pmrofficemap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/pmrembassy.png</image:loc><image:title>pmrembassy</image:title><image:caption>Smell the money</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/officialpmrinrussia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>officialPMRinrussia</image:title><image:caption>Gold plaque makes it official!  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/elgauchito.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elgauchito</image:title><image:caption>¡El Gauchito!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/dumitrimazarari.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dumitrimazarari</image:title><image:caption>yo, say that to my face!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/dodonandwifereception.gif</image:loc><image:title>dodonandwifereception</image:title><image:caption>The conspiracy goes deeper than we ever suspected!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-01T17:01:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/30/myth-3-transnistria-is-a-communist-country/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/vladimirvoronin.gif</image:loc><image:title>vladimirvoronin</image:title><image:caption>Hey, what's all this fuss about?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/pcrmwidebanner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pcrmwidebanner</image:title><image:caption>Commie, Commie everywhere!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-30T17:40:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/29/myth-10-youre-not-allowed-to-speak-romanian-in-public-in-transnistria/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-29T17:55:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/28/prisoner-1282/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/prisoner1282eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prisoner1282eye</image:title><image:caption>The all-seeing eye</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-28T13:40:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2016/10/30/the-reviews-are-in/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-28T13:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2016/10/20/the-adventures-of-rogelio-price/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/rogelioprice.png</image:loc><image:title>rogelioprice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-28T13:29:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/16/sweet-suceava/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/parcul_central_din_suceava.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parcul_central_din_suceava</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/twodoggiessuceava.gif</image:loc><image:title>twodoggiessuceava</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/policemarching.gif</image:loc><image:title>policemarching</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/musicbandmarching.gif</image:loc><image:title>musicbandmarching</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/golfcartjandarmerie.gif</image:loc><image:title>golfcartjandarmerie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/firetruckpullingthing.gif</image:loc><image:title>firetruckpullingthing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-17T18:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/15/brexit-advice-for-uk-citizens-in-romania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/britishflag.gif</image:loc><image:title>britishflag</image:title><image:caption>Manly hearts to guard the fair ;)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-15T07:54:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/14/seeing-how-the-propaganda-sausage-is-made/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ak47witheuromoney-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ak47witheuromoney</image:title><image:caption>Are you scared yet?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/zoominontransnistria.gif</image:loc><image:title>zoominontransnistria</image:title><image:caption>Zoom zoom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/surveyingtheterrain.gif</image:loc><image:title>surveyingtheterrain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/firefighterspractice.gif</image:loc><image:title>firefighterspractice</image:title><image:caption>Поехали!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/firefighterholdingpose.gif</image:loc><image:title>firefighterholdingpose</image:title><image:caption>The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/usairforcesurveillingtransnistria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>usairforcesurveillingtransnistria</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/simionciochina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simionciochina</image:title><image:caption>The one and only guy with a mustache AND a goatee in Moldova</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-14T20:50:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/22/a-boot-stamping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ziuamarinarilor.gif</image:loc><image:title>ziuamarinarilor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ziuaarmatei.gif</image:loc><image:title>ziuaarmatei</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/warispeace.gif</image:loc><image:title>warispeace</image:title><image:caption>War Is Peace</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/teargasinair.gif</image:loc><image:title>teargasinair</image:title><image:caption>Firing tear gas into the air for no apparent reason</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SRIinairports.gif</image:loc><image:title>SRIinairports</image:title><image:caption>Patrolling the airport</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SRIhijacking.gif</image:loc><image:title>SRIhijacking</image:title><image:caption>A hijacking preparedness video</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/soldiersmarching.gif</image:loc><image:title>soldiersmarching</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/romtankonroad.gif</image:loc><image:title>romtankonroad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/romanianisfighter.gif</image:loc><image:title>romanianisfighter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/psychwaraug11.gif</image:loc><image:title>psychwaraug11</image:title><image:caption>Psychological warfare</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-14T19:06:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/10/did-laura-kovesi-just-tell-another-big-lie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/kovesicedo2.gif</image:loc><image:title>kovesicedo2</image:title><image:caption>A cold blow for justice</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/kovesiechr.gif</image:loc><image:title>kovesiechr</image:title><image:caption>A cold blow for justice</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-12T11:42:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/09/no-more-ads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/nomoreads.gif</image:loc><image:title>nomoreads</image:title><image:caption>Let the party begin!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-11T09:27:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/08/melescanu-shits-the-bed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/teodor-melescanusmokingacigar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teodor-melescanusmokingacigar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-15T13:48:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/07/child-abuse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/romouthouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romouthouse</image:title><image:caption>It's patriotic to make your kids use an outhouse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/textbookerror.gif</image:loc><image:title>textbookerror</image:title><image:caption>Doh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/toiletsoutsideromschools.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toiletsoutsideromschools</image:title><image:caption>Moldova gets shafted, as usual</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-07T15:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/05/romanians-special-word-dor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/20294139_1907377526195539_227078161831131030_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20294139_1907377526195539_227078161831131030_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-05T17:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/04/poking-the-giant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/bnrchartgreedtax2.png</image:loc><image:title>bnrchartgreedtax2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/bnrchartgreedtax1.png</image:loc><image:title>bnrchartgreedtax1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/floringeorgescu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>floringeorgescu</image:title><image:caption>Do I look like I'm amused?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-04T16:33:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/contact-information/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-04T08:40:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/03/comrade-teodorovich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/teodorovicismirking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teodorovicismirking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/eugenteodorovici.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eugenteodorovici</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/RO_Minimum_Wage_Graph.png</image:loc><image:title>RO_Minimum_Wage_Graph</image:title><image:caption>Funny money</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/secretservicesbudgetincrease.gif</image:loc><image:title>secretservicesbudgetincrease</image:title><image:caption>There's always money for state repression</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/restrictedworkpermits.gif</image:loc><image:title>restrictedworkpermits</image:title><image:caption>Ceausescu was right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/newgreedlawpassed.gif</image:loc><image:title>newgreedlawpassed</image:title><image:caption>Suck it, diaspora!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/harassedafterPSDmeetingsummer.gif</image:loc><image:title>harassedafterPSDmeetingsummer</image:title><image:caption>Boo!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/diasporamoney.gif</image:loc><image:title>diasporamoney</image:title><image:caption>You can check out of Romania any time, but you can never leave</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/anafleadership.gif</image:loc><image:title>anafleadership</image:title><image:caption>I'm sick of effective tax collection!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/anaffirec.gif</image:loc><image:title>anaffirec</image:title><image:caption>Off with his head!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-03T23:59:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2019/01/01/happy-new-year-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fireworkshappynewyear.gif</image:loc><image:title>fireworkshappynewyear</image:title><image:caption>La multi ani!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-01T18:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/30/simona-halep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/halep-ataca-sezonul-asiatic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TENIS FEMININ:SIMONA HALEP PE ARENA NATIONALA (11.06.2018)</image:title><image:caption>Simona Halep pe Arena Nationala din Bucuresti dupa cucerirea trofeului la turneul de la Roland Garros, luni 11 iunie 2018. © FOTO Razvan Pasarica/SPORT PICTURES</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/halepsmiling-e1546179187780.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halepsmiling</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/winreaction.gif</image:loc><image:title>winreaction</image:title><image:caption>Winner!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/trophycloseup.gif</image:loc><image:title>trophycloseup</image:title><image:caption>The queen is in the house</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fireareaction.gif</image:loc><image:title>fireareaction</image:title><image:caption>Butt hurt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fireaandhalep.gif</image:loc><image:title>fireaandhalep</image:title><image:caption>What you talking about, Willis?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/breathinghard.gif</image:loc><image:title>breathinghard</image:title><image:caption>Bring this woman a towel!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/bestpoint.gif</image:loc><image:title>bestpoint</image:title><image:caption>A spectacular point against Stephens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/arrivalbucharest.gif</image:loc><image:title>arrivalbucharest</image:title><image:caption>Arriving like a boss</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-30T16:38:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/27/milking-that-cow/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-28T14:28:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/28/12-charts-about-romania/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-26T11:26:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/24/what-i-miss-most-about-romania/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-26T10:52:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/26/the-7-types-of-romanians/</loc><lastmod>2022-03-08T00:41:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/20/a-complete-and-total-clusterfuck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/buchareststockexchange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buchareststockexchange</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-19-at-20.37.15.png</image:loc><image:title>RomanianhelicoptersMali</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/nustiecefaceprez.gif</image:loc><image:title>nustiecefaceprez</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/lacomiapsd.gif</image:loc><image:title>lacomiapsd</image:title><image:caption>PSD's greed tax is THEM being greedy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/aruncainhaos.gif</image:loc><image:title>aruncainhaos</image:title><image:caption>The government has plunged the economy into chaos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-24T14:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/16/support-the-writing-you-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/patreonsignuplink-1.png</image:loc><image:title>patreonsignuplink</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-24T14:18:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/25/merry-christmas-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/wepay760lei.gif</image:loc><image:title>wepay760lei</image:title><image:caption>Romanians are spending an average of 164 euros this Christmas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/unprecedentedsecuritymeasures.gif</image:loc><image:title>unprecedentedsecuritymeasures</image:title><image:caption>Unprecedented security measures</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/thousandswithoutheat.gif</image:loc><image:title>thousandswithoutheat</image:title><image:caption>Thousands of Bucharest residents without heat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/holidaysstresspeople.gif</image:loc><image:title>holidaysstresspeople</image:title><image:caption>The holidays cause stress</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/holidayscausedepression.gif</image:loc><image:title>holidayscausedepression</image:title><image:caption>The holidays cause depression</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/crowdedmallsbucharest.gif</image:loc><image:title>crowdedmallsbucharest</image:title><image:caption>The malls are crowded</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/craciunfericit.gif</image:loc><image:title>craciunfericit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-24T14:01:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/19/the-december-1-2018-parade-in-3-gifs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/parade3.gif</image:loc><image:title>parade3</image:title><image:caption>She's a woman, so it's cool!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/parade2.gif</image:loc><image:title>parade2</image:title><image:caption>Bucharest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/parade1.gif</image:loc><image:title>parade1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-19T07:57:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/18/hitlers-carrots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/digonforvictory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>digonforvictory</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/hitlerdrankwater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hitlerdrankwater</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-18T10:39:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/17/down-from-the-high-castle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/patreonlogo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patreonlogo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/moldovanscorpionpolice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovanscorpionpolice</image:title><image:caption>Moldovan "Scorpion" special forces</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/everydayisawindingroad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>everydayisawindingroad</image:title><image:caption>Every day is a winding road</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/moldovaoclock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovaoclock</image:title><image:caption>Somewhere, it's always Moldova o'clock</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/patreonlogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patreonlogo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-17T21:32:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/17/message-in-a-bottle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/moldovangirlcreating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovangirlcreating</image:title><image:caption>A Moldovan girl preparing for a Happy New Year</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-17T09:26:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/03/obosit-si-asudat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/transnistriansecuritrymeeting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transnistriansecuritrymeeting</image:title><image:caption>uh.... Sam what have you been up to??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/sezatoarea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sezatoarea</image:title><image:caption>The old "sit around"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/traditii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>traditii</image:title><image:caption>Romanian Traditions and Customs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-13T14:42:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/12/12/cat-pictures-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/herafullyasleepincatpajamas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>herafullyasleepincatpajamas</image:title><image:caption>Fully asleep in cat pajamas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/zigsleepingonoutdoorchair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zigsleepingonoutdoorchair</image:title><image:caption>Maximum relaxation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/noodlesoutsideontable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noodlesoutsideontable</image:title><image:caption>Grumpy but sweet, if that makes sense</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-13T03:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2016/07/04/a-slight-sting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bruce-willis-as-butch-coolidge-in-pulp-fiction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bruce-willis-as-butch-coolidge-in-pulp-fiction</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-11T14:28:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/07/09/clotho-lachesis-and-atropos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/winelabel2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winelabel2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-09T07:27:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/07/07/the-chisinau-mayoral-election-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/screen-shot-2018-07-07-at-13-50-33.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-07-07 at 13.50.33</image:title><image:caption>A tangled web indeed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/firstroundchisinaumayoralrace.png</image:loc><image:title>firstroundchisinaumayoralrace</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-07T12:49:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/07/02/the-curious-case-of-the-chisinau-mayoral-race/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/derekhogan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>derekhogan</image:title><image:caption>Derek "I Speak Russian" Hogan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/secondroundresults.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secondroundresults</image:title><image:caption>Second round results of special election for Chisinau mayor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/firstroundresults.jpg</image:loc><image:title>firstroundresults</image:title><image:caption>First round results of special election for Chisinau mayor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/justicesascriminals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justicesascriminals</image:title><image:caption>Lock up judges we disagree with!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-07T16:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/05/31/the-hollow-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tudoreltoader.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tudoreltoader</image:title><image:caption>Romania's "Justice" Minister</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-31T18:51:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/05/30/chilling-effects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dragnea-and-alexandra-tanase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragnea-and-alexandra-tanase</image:title><image:caption>Yah, I know you're jealous</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/hertamuller1980s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hertamuller1980s</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-21T16:01:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/04/03/a-maybe-kinda-sorta-crime-against-humanity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/geluvoicanvoiculescu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>geluvoicanvoiculescu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-04T08:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/04/02/pilgrims-progress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cyrillicromanian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrillicromanian</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lenininchisinau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lenininchisinau</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lenintvarditza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lenintvarditza</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/leninincomrat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leninincomrat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/krasnoselskigetsinterviewed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krasnoselskigetsinterviewed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/krasnoselskyinoffice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krasnoselskyinoffice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-29T21:07:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/01/29/the-man-behind-the-curtain-speaks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/plahotnyukinfrontofbooks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plahotnyukinfrontofbooks</image:title><image:caption>I totally read all these books.  I swear!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/plahotnukbooks2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>plahotnukbooks2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/plahotnyukshelikesme.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>plahotnyukshelikesme</image:title><image:caption>I LIKE SHINY THINGS</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-29T15:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/01/22/dispatches-from-the-circumlocution-office/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/circumlocution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>circumlocution</image:title><image:caption>Sonrie! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/hedgemaze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hedgemaze</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-22T18:33:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/01/21/i-can-now-predict-the-future-in-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pdm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PDM1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pdm3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pdm3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pdm2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pdm2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pdm4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pdm4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/kimberleyfritts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kimberley Fritts</image:title><image:caption>Anti-Russian troll, Kimberley Fritts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mollymckew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mollymckew</image:title><image:caption>Anti-Russian troll Molly McKew</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/andriancandulatviaavize.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andriancandulatviaavize</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-23T05:25:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/01/10/rip-democracy-in-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/plahotniucpic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plahotniucpic</image:title><image:caption>I'm ALL the presidents, bitch!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-12T18:05:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2018/01/09/the-amazing-benefits-of-the-2-christmas-system/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/grandpafrostlikestheyoungchicks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grandpafrostlikestheyoungchicks</image:title><image:caption>Grandpa Frost likes 'em young :D</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-09T20:14:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/12/31/goodbye-2017-hello-2018/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/chisinaufireworks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chisinaufireworks</image:title><image:caption>Chisinau fireworks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-31T13:34:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/12/27/traditional-romanian-dishes-bucket-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/content.jpg</image:loc><image:title>content</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/content-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>content (9)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/content-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>content (7)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/content-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>content (6)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/content-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>content (4)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/content-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>content (5)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/content-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>content (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/content-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>content (3)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/content-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>content (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-27T13:12:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/12/22/the-king-is-dead-long-live-the-king/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/romaniankingfuneral.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romaniankingfuneral</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-23T14:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/12/20/a-romanian-christmas-carol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/winter-snowy-landscape-transylvanian-village-mountain-houses-isolated-hill-flock-sheep-romanian-rural-view-64968130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winter-snowy-landscape-transylvanian-village-mountain-houses-isolated-hill-flock-sheep-romanian-rural-view-64968130</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/snowingoutside.gif</image:loc><image:title>snowingoutside</image:title><image:caption>Afara ninge linistit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-26T09:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/12/12/a-mural-for-vadim-krasnoselsky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/vadimmural.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vadimmural</image:title><image:caption>Click for full-size</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-12T19:32:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/12/01/happy-romania-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/romanian_troops_in_transylvania.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Romanian_troops_in_Transylvania</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-01-at-16-06-26.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-12-01 at 16.06.26</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, WTF?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-02T23:20:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/11/29/facebook-blues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/blackcubelogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackcubelogo</image:title><image:caption>Al-kaaba?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/protectcorruptionromania2017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>protectcorruptionromania2017</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-29T15:23:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/01/fury-unleashed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/clujsynagogue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clujsynagogue</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/24/the-battle-of-tiraspol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ninashtanski.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ninashtanski</image:title><image:caption>If you don't know who I am, you have no business talking about Transnistria</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/26/kgb-shoots-down-a-ukrainian-drone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kgbtransnistriabezpilotnik.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kgbtransnistriabezpilotnik</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kgbtransnistria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kgbtransnistria</image:title><image:caption>The State Committee on Anti-Danger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/04/old-friends-in-low-places/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sikorskibildtashton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BELGIUM-EU-FOREIGN-AFFAIRS</image:title><image:caption>Slicing up Ukrainian pie (February 10, 2014)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/corlateansikorski.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corlateansikorski</image:title><image:caption>Slicing up </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/10/01/women-and-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/soldiersparade1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soldiersparade1</image:title><image:caption>Golly, I sure do miss Aunt Bee's cooking!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/soldiersparade2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soldiersparade2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/02/12/when-you-dont-officially-exist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbcsealand.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbcsealand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbcabkhazia1.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbcabkhazia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbcabkhazia.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbcabkhazia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbcossetia.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbcossetia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbcnagorno.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbcnagorno</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbcwesternsajara.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbcwesternsajara</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbcisrael.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbcisrael</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbcnorthkorea.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbcnorthkorea</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbcsomaliland.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbcsomaliland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bbctaiwan.gif</image:loc><image:title>bbctaiwan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:01:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/10/31/choo-choo-riding-the-rails-moldova-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/xtinaontrainchisgara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xtinaontrainchisgara</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lacoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lacoon</image:title><image:caption>Laocoön!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:00:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/22/the-odessa-tales-pt-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/general-susaikov-si-regele-mihai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>general-susaikov-si-regele-mihai</image:title><image:caption>Champions of Democracy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/800px-rom1942.png</image:loc><image:title>800px-Rom1942</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/800px-pc3a9rdidasterritorialesrumanas1940-ro-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>800px-PérdidasTerritorialesRumanas1940-ro.svg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:00:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2016/01/29/democracy-patriotism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/democracyhands.png</image:loc><image:title>democracyhands</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:00:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2016/02/02/power-profits/</loc><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:00:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2016/06/27/dong-ma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/531px-flag_of_alliance_firefly-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>531px-Flag_of_Alliance_(Firefly).svg</image:title><image:caption>All hail the Great Alliance</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T17:00:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/06/30/limba-de-stat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/face-screaming-in-fear.png</image:loc><image:title>face-screaming-in-fear</image:title><image:caption>Blasphemy!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/limbanoastramoldoveneasca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>limbanoastramoldoveneasca</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/07/18/a-motley-fool-indeed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/su27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>su27</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2016/02/22/more-propaganda-about-transnistria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/eugentomiuc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eugentomiuc</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/07/31/games-with-frontiers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/rogozinflight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rogozinflight</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/02/rogozin-vs-romania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/rogozingothisgun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rogozingothisgun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/09/why-do-romanians-hate-and-fear-russia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/russianmenance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russianmenance</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-07-29T20:19:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/29/yes-massr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/massrmoldova.png</image:loc><image:title>massrmoldova</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/30/the-ballad-of-mihai-viteazul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/mihaiviteazu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mihaiviteazu</image:title><image:caption>Bow to the giant hat!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/viteazucluj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>viteazucluj</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/10/16/a-lovely-day-in-tiraspol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/100_pmr_2000_ruble_obverse-1-e1508331356535.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100pmrRubles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mytransnistrianvisa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mytransnistrianvisa</image:title><image:caption>Do NOT lose this paper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/greenmarkettiraspol1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenmarkettiraspol</image:title><image:caption>Romanian written in Cyrillic *wut*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/transnistrianrubles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transnistrianrubles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/225tiraspolandme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>225tiraspolandme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/meatgreenpiatatiraspol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meatgreenpiatatiraspol</image:title><image:caption>I am king of all that I survey!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/wallofpatesheriff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallofpateSHERIFF</image:title><image:caption>A shelf full of nothing but pâté.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/colorfulbus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colorfulbus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sheriffstar.png</image:loc><image:title>sheriffstar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/communiststar.png</image:loc><image:title>communiststar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/11/15/fear-and-loathing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/educationintransnistria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>educationintransnistria</image:title><image:caption>The truth isn't quite so exciting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/promolex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>promolex</image:title><image:caption>Propagandists at work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/10/18/scared-alone-and-paranoid-in-transnistria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/transnistriantank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transnistriantank</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/transsoldiers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transsoldiers</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to Transnistria!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/transsoldiers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transsoldiers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/10/23/transnistria-faq/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/transnistriaflag.png</image:loc><image:title>transnistriaflag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nikolaismolenskiy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nikolaismolenskiy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/moldovandancerstiraspol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovandancerstiraspol</image:title><image:caption>Shh!  Don't tell anyone we're Romanians living in Transnistria!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:59:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/11/27/the-president-of-all-moldovans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/krasnoselskyoxfordunion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krasnoselskyoxfordunion</image:title><image:caption>Loving life in Oxford</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/presidentofallmoldovans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>presidentofallmoldovans</image:title><image:caption>The second-best park in Tiraspol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/transnistriagovtmeeting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transnistriagovtmeeting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T16:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/11/21/blog-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/romanianpresidencyeu2019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romanianpresidencyeu2019</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/tiraspolcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiraspolcake</image:title><image:caption>Who wants a slice of Tiraspol cake?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/deveseluentrance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deveseluentrance</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/redcrossromania1917.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redcrossromania1917</image:title><image:caption>Say wut??</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T15:09:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/11/16/garbage-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/burningtrash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burningtrash</image:title><image:caption>Just 2.1 km from Starbucks :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/pataratburning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pataratburning</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-16T17:57:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/11/08/this-is-why/</loc><lastmod>2017-11-10T18:51:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/10/19/the-200-lei-chisinau-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/200moldovanlei.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200moldovanlei</image:title><image:caption>Make it rain!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-19T17:00:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/10/17/nasty-scenes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nastyscenes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nastyscenes</image:title><image:caption>A Romanian Dick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-23T15:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/10/09/wine-daze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thewinethief.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thewinethief</image:title><image:caption>Sippin' on some stolen sizzurp!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/placintalady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>placintalady</image:title><image:caption>Yami</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/alegendalive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alegendalive</image:title><image:caption>We don't need no stinkin' translashuns</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/boiarwinehouse1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boiarwinehouse</image:title><image:caption>Wine = Love in a bottle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/xtinaandboiarwinehouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xtinaandboiarwinehouse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/winehora.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winehora</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/winesign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winesign</image:title><image:caption>Sippin' on some sizzurp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/wineglassinstreet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wineglassinstreet</image:title><image:caption>Street drinking = the best kind of drinking!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/boiarwinehouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boiarwinehouse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-09T16:42:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/10/05/umbre/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mariaobretin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mariaobretin</image:title><image:caption>The mafia put me in charge of 20,000 euros in illegal money!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/umbregaragefight.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>umbregaragefight</image:title><image:caption>Bam! Ka-pow! Blooey!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/umbrehbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>umbrehbo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-05T12:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/10/03/high-cotton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/clinkingglasses.png</image:loc><image:title>clinkingglasses</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/highcottonmural.jpg</image:loc><image:title>highcottonmural</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/cristinaursuromanialiterara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cristinaursuromanialiterara</image:title><image:caption>My amazing wife, yo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-03T22:56:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/09/25/sounds-in-the-cellar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bowlofwine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bowlofwine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-25T10:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/09/19/incepe-bataie-in-curu-gol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/gypsybattle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gypsybattle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bataieromania1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bataieromania1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-20T08:03:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/09/07/nation-vs-state/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/romanianflagface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romanianflagface</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-13T00:21:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/09/06/opening-up-a-can-of-gold-worms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mihaitudosehandup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mihaitudosehandup</image:title><image:caption>Raise your hand if you're an idiot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-08T14:11:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/09/04/race-baiting-for-fun-and-profit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ceausescuandhungarianpoliticians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ceausescuandhungarianpoliticians</image:title><image:caption>Not pictured: Water cannon and tanks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/marcusmilitianul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marcusmilitianul</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-28T11:12:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/09/01/branza-vs-cascaval/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cheeseman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheeseman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-02T21:55:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/31/spyder-spyder-burning-bright/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/maheshbabyaquacarpatica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maheshbabyaquacarpatica</image:title><image:caption>It's cool to drink Romanian water.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/spyderfilm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spyderfilm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-31T21:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/24/the-hardest-word-to-say-in-the-romanian-language-for-english-speakers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/mosquito.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mosquito</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-28T11:49:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/18/monumental-stupidity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/17-novosahtinsk-260517.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17-novosahtinsk-260517</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/novoshahtinsk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>novoshahtinsk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/parcultolbuhin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parcultolbuhin</image:title><image:caption>Scary!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dan-cristian-popescu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dan-cristian-popescu</image:title><image:caption>Idiot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-23T15:45:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/17/world-bank-romanian-cities-report/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/romaniacitygrowth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romaniacitygrowth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wbg_globe-rgb.png</image:loc><image:title>WBG_Globe-RGB</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-17T21:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/16/the-great-liberators/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/deadinbucharest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deadinbucharest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bucharestmap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bucharestmap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/garadenordww2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garadenordWW2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/american-airmen-monument-bucharest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>American airmen monument Bucharest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cismigiumonument.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cismigiumonument</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/mourningonstradamartisor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mourningonstradamartisor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-07-14T13:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/15/your-tax-dollars-at-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/radioromaniainrussian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>radioromaniainrussian</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/russkayaslujbasegodnea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russkayaslujbasegodnea</image:title><image:caption>They're all making fun of you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-15T08:21:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/14/the-troll-threatens-to-go-nationwide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/razvan-dumitrescu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>razvan-dumitrescu</image:title><image:caption>All hail the mighty PSD!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-14T10:03:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/11/happy-birthday-mr-zig-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/mrzigeyescovercuted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mrzigeyescovercuted</image:title><image:caption>Peekaboo!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/11800418_852318468169673_5002190886288808364_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11800418_852318468169673_5002190886288808364_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-11T07:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/10/the-russian-queen-of-romania-that-almost-was/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/grandduchessolga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grandduchessolga</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/1914royalvisitolgacarol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1914royalvisitolgacarol</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-03-22T07:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/08/the-unkindest-cut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/alexandrina-hristov.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alexandrina-Hristov</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-09T09:44:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/07/the-curious-case-of-harold-james-nicholson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/kgbisforme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kgbisforme</image:title><image:caption>Another CIA "genius" at work</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/haroldjamesnicholson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haroldjamesnicholson</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-12-13T04:01:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/04/comrade-detective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/romania1983.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romania1983</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-31T06:43:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/03/summer-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/sweatysun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweatysun</image:title><image:caption>Summer sun feeling hot and wiping sweat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-21T08:16:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2017/07/27/another-really-bad-day-for-air-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/airmoldovabus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airmoldovabus</image:title><image:caption>The only safe way to travel Air 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Waiver 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big duffel bag, filled with all of my clothes and shoes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/2016-05-24-12-42-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All my clothes and shoes- see the extra room?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/2016-05-24-12-43-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All the "other" stuff I'll need to fit- toiletries, odds and ends, and other necessities (and 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BUTTER. Yes, that's butter, not cheese.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_5708.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5708</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-02T11:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2016/03/29/unification-2018-campaign-officially-underway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/jandarmulroman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jandarmulroman</image:title><image:caption>Jandarmul roman nu va fi la noi 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Bunici at the Giorgio Armani Fragrances Christmas evening at The Westbury Hotel Dublin.
Picture:Brian McEvoy
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It is based on the original X-Files poster: http://www.famouspictures.org/mag/images/4/48/XFilesofficeS1.jpg , before the producers changed it due to copyright fears to this: http://s1.extracine.com/files/2008/04/i_want_to_believe.jpg . While there is not much visual detail in my painted-like version compared to the original, it is the most faithful you will find online in terms of form (e.g. the actual framing, cut, look, and even font). So when enjoyed from further away, it looks like the real, original thing. Printable up to 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the future is amazing!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-12T17:43:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/souvenirs/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-05T04:56:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/30/here-we-are-me-and-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bbg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bbg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-10T09:30:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/29/afterburner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/mouthburn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mouthburn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-31T04:20:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/25/merry-christmas-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sam_0357.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAM_0357</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sam_0356.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAM_0356</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-25T10:37:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/23/every-man-for-himself-and-may-the-devil-take-the-hindmost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/calinpopescutariceanu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>calinpopescutariceanu</image:title><image:caption>fig. 1 - How to steal from people and then get them to pay you to do it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-24T18:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/22/4-myths-that-every-moldovan-believes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/arcdetriumfchisinau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arcdetriumfchisinau</image:title><image:caption>No, this isn't Paris.  It's just that the yellow light burned out and nobody ever replaced it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-22T14:52:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/09/and-to-think-that-i-saw-it-on-lombard-street/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/threegoldenballs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>threegoldenballs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/lombard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lombard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-16T12:56:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/15/the-bucharest-jaywalking-scam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/politist1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bucharestpolice</image:title><image:caption>Heading off for another day of robbing tourists</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-29T08:44:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/13/roata-schimba-soarta-or-a-brief-post-about-how-big-changes-are-coming-really-soon-for-sure-double-sure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/turnoveranewleaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turnoveranewleaf</image:title><image:caption>fig. 7 - How to hail a taxi in rural Romania</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-23T03:14:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/11/loan-shark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/klausfuhrer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>klausfuhrer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-13T02:14:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/05/throwing-in-the-towel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/prosop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prosop</image:title><image:caption>Hey, you wanna go get dry?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-06T06:22:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/12/04/easter-eggs-in-december/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/rabbitinahat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rabbitinahat</image:title><image:caption>Заяц!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-04T09:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/29/confessions-of-a-deranged-russia-lover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iloveputin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iloveputin</image:title><image:caption>For some reason, Putin never answered my letter :(</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-01T03:14:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/27/how-the-brave-moldovan-police-saved-my-family-from-evil-russia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fatmoldovacop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fatmoldovacop</image:title><image:caption>Keeping you safe from Russia since 1990</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/paramilitariesmoldova.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paramilitariesmoldova</image:title><image:caption>True fact: a single grenade can obliterate thick prison walls</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-04T09:50:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/24/survivorman-les-stroud-in-romania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/stroud_les-760x429.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stroud_Les-760x429</image:title><image:caption>Wallachia is where?  Fuck it, let's just say Transylvania</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-14T02:47:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/23/the-good-the-delicious-and-the-ugly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/uglycarrot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uglycarrot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-23T07:51:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/19/good-hitting-police/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/giorgi-lortkipanidze-631x430.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giorgi-Lortkipanidze-631x430</image:title><image:caption>The only way to catch a criminal is to BE a criminal!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-19T11:26:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/17/bianna-golodryga/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/biannagolodryga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>biannagolodryga</image:title><image:caption>Здравствуйте!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-17T12:15:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/15/odessa-tales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/royalewithcheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>royalewithcheese</image:title><image:caption>"Royal Cheeseburger" in Cyrillic alphabet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ancientgreekodessa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ancientgreekodessa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/map-of-odessa.gif</image:loc><image:title>Map-of-Odessa</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-21T14:24:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/13/the-commentariat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/commentsonmyblog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commentsonmyblog</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to the internet, kids!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T14:29:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/09/mailbag-19/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-09T19:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/06/blowing-smoke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/romaniaprotestsnov2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romaniaprotestsnov2015</image:title><image:caption>Last verse, same as the first</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-07T15:26:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/10/23/stern-looks/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-23T08:12:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/30/cultural-suicide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/refugeesineurope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>refugeesineurope</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-09T13:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/27/join-our-global-village/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-27T14:33:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/26/wedding-picture-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150922_141050-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150922_141050 copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150922_140613-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150922_140613 copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150922_140603-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150922_140603 copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150922_140454-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150922_140454 copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150922_135448-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150922_135448 copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150922_135430-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150922_135430 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copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-24T12:50:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/25/wedding-video/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-25T16:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/22/it-finally-happened-ddd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/justmarried.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justmarried</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-26T10:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/21/eugenics-apartheid-and-immigration-laws/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/apartheid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apartheid</image:title><image:caption>Always obey the law, kids!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-21T09:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/19/shut-up-and-dans-with-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dumnealui.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dumnealui</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-03T15:37:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/18/an-exhaustive-guide-to-immigration-in-romania-and-the-republic-of-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/romaniaimmigration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Romanian immigration department</image:title><image:caption>So, who wants to immigrate to Romania/RM?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-06T18:49:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/12/home-run-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/baseball-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>Baseball.svg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-12T13:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/11/05/parallax-denigrate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ukrmney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ukrainian hryvna</image:title><image:caption>Ukrainian hryvna in all its rainbow awesomeness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/50bani.gif</image:loc><image:title>50bani</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/10bani.gif</image:loc><image:title>10bani</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/100lei.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100lei</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1leu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1leu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-03-05T20:06:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/31/family-tradition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/familytradition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>familytradition</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-06T04:57:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/31/the-price-of-matrimony/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-04T13:07:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/03/the-dog-says-woof-woof/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dogfirstpicture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dogfirstpicture</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T05:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/26/yupi-im-getting-married/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/800px-wedding_rings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Wedding_rings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/soawesome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soawesome</image:title><image:caption>Taken in Cernauti, Ukraine at a height of 200 meters during the exact moment I knew I had found my future wife!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-19T11:16:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/09/02/our-official-wedding-registry/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-02T16:11:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/29/god-save-the-queen/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-02T15:54:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/29/my-wedding-gift-to-all-of-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/catbookcoverbigdigital.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catbookcoverbigdigital</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-02T15:54:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/28/a-sad-and-pathetic-little-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/liviualexa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liviu alexa</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-19T11:15:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/27/important-wedding-update/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-27T04:18:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/23/koffee-klatch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ibric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ibric</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ibrik.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ibrik</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mergemlaocafea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mergemlaocafea</image:title><image:caption>Come on over, friend, and let's share a cup of coffee together</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-23T14:08:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/20/the-best-wedding-photographer-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/marryinginparisfrance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marryinginparisfrance</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-20T17:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/20/legitimacy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/approved.png</image:loc><image:title>approved</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-21T21:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/16/a-rising-tide-of-misery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/migrants.jpeg</image:loc><image:caption>There, but for the grace of God, go us all</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-17T20:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/08/09/crossfire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/capgun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Capgun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sten_mkii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sten_mkII</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-09T16:08:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/07/28/him-se-yldesta-andswarode-werodes-wisa-wordhord-onleac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/babyrattysofa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babyrattysofa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/12199160.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12199160</image:title><image:caption>yah, my reaction exactly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-03T09:39:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/07/19/the-trick-is-to-keep-breathing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sleepyratty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepyratty</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-22T03:40:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/04/30/the-cruelest-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/klausmony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>klausmony</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-04T21:53:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/04/04/double-tongued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bilingualbrainbenefits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bilingualbrainbenefits</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-16T04:50:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/03/27/dill-heads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ukriphelmet.png</image:loc><image:title>ukriphelmet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dillgirl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dillgirl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cheeseheadguy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheeseheadguy</image:title><image:caption>I want you to know how much I love cheese so I decided to wear some on my head</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ukrvsrussunday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ukrvsrussunday</image:title><image:caption>Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-29T15:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/03/25/equality-sucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/grumpymuppets.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>grumpymuppets</image:title><image:caption>How dare you try to give me money?  Can't you see I'm trying to run a business here!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-30T07:14:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/02/18/6-months-in-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/9cde53a0a08243a277f1da50a04d33cb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9cde53a0a08243a277f1da50a04d33cb</image:title><image:caption>Scubi Dubkov, unde ești tu?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-28T14:56:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/02/08/a-brief-guide-to-what-the-morality-police-will-and-will-not-let-you-write/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/pinkzebraandgorilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinkzebraandgorilla</image:title><image:caption>this ironically is considered moral</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-08T20:33:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/02/07/read-my-two-new-books-for-free/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sweptawaydigicover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swept Away</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/redpilldigicover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Red Pill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/twonewbooks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Red Pill and Swept Away</image:title><image:caption>My 2 new awesome EROTIC ADVENTURE stories for adults</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-08T20:05:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/02/01/big-brother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/olderbrother.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olderbrother</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-26T04:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/29/the-curious-case-of-the-half-ambassador/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kissunclemoser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kissunclemoser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jamespettitmissing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jamespettitmissing</image:title><image:caption>Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jamespettit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jamespettit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-27T22:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/27/the-jewel-of-bucovina/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/alxcelbun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alxcelbun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chickenhut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chickenhut</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sovtank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sovtank</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chersovmonument.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chersovmonument</image:title><image:caption>All hail the great Alliance</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/romculturalcentr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romculturalcentr</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/eminescustreetcernauti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eminescustreetcernauti</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chernprideposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chernprideposter</image:title><image:caption>Proud to be from Bucovina!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-27T13:18:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/24/mailbag-18/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ditchingpl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ditchingPL</image:title><image:caption>the Mean Girls of the Moldovan Parliament</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/democracyisweird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>democracyisweird</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mailbag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbag</image:title><image:caption>The bilingual postman only rings twice</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-29T06:05:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/23/mr-zig-is-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mrzigfuckingranawayfor18days.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mrzigfuckingranawayfor18days</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-29T03:13:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/22/kkk-illustrated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/whykkk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whykkk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T09:13:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/21/%d1%82%d0%b5-%d1%85%d0%b0%d0%bd%d0%b4%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%82%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b3-%d0%be%d0%bd-%d0%b7%d0%b8-%d0%b2%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%bb%d1%8c/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/farastapanjpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farastapanjpg</image:title><image:caption>Fara stapan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T03:07:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/19/klaus-kanzels-on-kishinev/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/klaustime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>klaustime</image:title><image:caption>Ja, I am very angry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T07:50:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/08/walking-through-the-valley-of-the-shadow-of-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mrziginhappierdays.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mrziginhappierdays</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Zig in happier days</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-18T09:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/10/moldovan-christmas-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/moldxmassnacks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldxmassnacks</image:title><image:caption>Nothing says Christmas like a Cчабsburgher!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-16T13:51:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2015/01/16/loony-gas-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gas_to_eu_final_3.png</image:loc><image:title>gas_to_eu_final_3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/nuland-bucharest-500x330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nuland-bucharest-500x330</image:title><image:caption>Regime change is hilarious</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-18T14:45:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/12/30/my-favorite-posts-of-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2014_ukraine_poroshenko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ukraine's President Poroshenko speaks during a parliament session in Kiev</image:title><image:caption>Ukraine in the Membrane</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-30T19:45:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/12/29/moldova-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/noodlescricova.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noodlescricova</image:title><image:caption>my cat Noodles and a bottle of Moldovan wine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-29T12:42:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/12/26/the-land-of-perfect-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/meminescustreet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meminescustreet</image:title><image:caption>Bilingual love for Romania's greatest poet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-26T14:39:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/12/23/the-poorest-country-in-europe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/saddrinkinginmoldova.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saddrinkinginmoldova</image:title><image:caption>Another day in the poorest country in Europe</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-29T20:24:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/12/22/agitprop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/putinbear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>putinbear</image:title><image:caption>Preved medved!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T11:58:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/12/16/the-creanga-stealers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/grumpylucepoza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grumpylucepoza</image:title><image:caption>Luce the Cat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-22T18:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/12/04/pot-versus-kettle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/chevronamericanflag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chevronamericanflag</image:title><image:caption>As American as baseball, apple pie and brainwashing propaganda</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-09T10:21:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/12/03/the-curious-case-of-the-100-thousand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/albaiulia1918.jpg</image:loc><image:title>albaiulia1918</image:title><image:caption>Smile and point your rifles at the camera</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-09T14:53:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/12/01/la-multi-ani-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ziua-nationala-steaguri-alin-matei.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ziua-nationala-steaguri-alin-matei</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-02T04:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/11/29/the-moldovan-parliamentary-elections-extravaganza-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/den_pobedy_535d47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>den_pobedy_535d47</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/natoboots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>natoboots</image:title><image:caption>We prefer that our military overlords speak Romanian, not Russian!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/partidulsocialistilor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>partidulsocialistilor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/800kmdrumuri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800kmdrumuri</image:title><image:caption>ignore the fine print</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pcrm_top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pcrm_top</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-10T03:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/11/27/happy-thanksgiving-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/moldovanthanksgiving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovanthanksgiving</image:title><image:caption>yami</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-28T01:35:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/11/17/wunderbar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/derpresident.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Romanian presidential candidate Klaus Iohannis waves as he celebrates his victory in the election run-off, with protesters in central Bucharest</image:title><image:caption>Jawohl, ich bin nicht Victor Ponta!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-25T22:45:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/11/08/from-russia-with-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rusketchup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rusketchup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-21T13:31:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/11/07/the-moron-vs-the-manager/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/29906170001_3869956558001_thumb-newslook762956.jpg</image:loc><image:title>29906170001_3869956558001_thumb-newslook762956</image:title><image:caption>Sloganul meu electoral e "Fuck you, Romania"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-28T11:36:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/11/06/saudade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/montypythonholygrail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>montypythonholygrail</image:title><image:caption>The good old days in England</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-07T14:23:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/11/04/corrections-confessions-and-questions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/morskayakapusta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morskayakapusta</image:title><image:caption>Belarus + chopsticks = awesome sauce</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-04T17:21:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/11/02/hail-to-the-thief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/anigif_enhanced-16687-1409175039-10_preview.gif</image:loc><image:title>Victor Ponta</image:title><image:caption>An artist's rendition of Victor Ponta</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-17T10:33:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/10/30/losing-our-religion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jamies-fat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jamies-fat</image:title><image:caption>Everyone is jealous of fat profits</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-02T06:26:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/10/28/another-10-reasons-why-moldova-is-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/eupacman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EUpacman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/icecreamtube.jpg</image:loc><image:title>icecreamtube</image:title><image:caption>Is that ice cream in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-19T09:21:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/09/25/franzeluta-franzeluta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/franzeluta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>franzeluta</image:title><image:caption>The lawyers made us put this warning on here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-26T14:19:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/10/23/a-filing-of-childish-happiness-and-being-carefree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/natakhtari.jpg</image:loc><image:title>natakhtari</image:title><image:caption>When life gives you grapes and tarragon, make some lemonade</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-26T14:18:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/10/26/hey-jamie-oliver-go-fuck-yourself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/1ymxxdj08ielgvjq3hmwhbq.png</image:loc><image:title>1*YmXxdj08IELGVjQ3hmwhBQ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gofigure-cause-of-death-12-06-27.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>gofigure-cause-of-death-12-06-27</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fuckyoujamieoliver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuckyoujamieoliver</image:title><image:caption>Buy my shit so I can teach you not to eat it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-28T21:23:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/10/24/in-the-land-of-the-blind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/soros-ukraine-102314_png_600x792_q85.png</image:loc><image:title>soros-ukraine-102314_png_600x792_q85</image:title><image:caption>Here there be dragons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-02T01:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/10/18/10-reasons-why-moldova-is-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/phojectyamama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phojectyamama</image:title><image:caption>Project Yo' Momma</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/handkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handkey</image:title><image:caption>Look ma, I've got my own dungeon key!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-12T21:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/10/16/call-the-gokmop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/milkdoctor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>milkdoctor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-18T11:57:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/09/30/a-thousand-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/4moldovans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4moldovans</image:title><image:caption>"I heard the world's greatest blogger just moved to town."  "O-M-G Becky, I heard the same thing too!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/moldovandancers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moldovandancers</image:title><image:caption>Bow to your partner and dosey-do!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-30T04:16:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/09/29/the-tip-of-the-spear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sepmarchforrussia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sepmarchforrussia</image:title><image:caption>click for full-size image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T16:56:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/09/21/peste-hotare-fara-gaj/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kansert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kansert</image:title><image:caption>70 years since the defeat of fascism? Let's have a concert to celebrate!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-14T05:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/08/18/the-ballad-of-garri-potter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sovietbus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sovietbus</image:title><image:caption>all aboard!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-13T10:35:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/08/14/pana-la-ultimii-100-de-metri/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/copiltaunuvrea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Copiltaunuvrea</image:title><image:caption>Don't beat up your children because they don't MEAN to disappoint you by their misbehavior</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-04T16:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/07/27/i-wore-the-crown-not-a-halo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/basjustice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Basjustice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T08:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/05/18/holiday-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/noodlesheadinblanket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noodlesheadinblanket</image:title><image:caption>pauzele lungi şi dese, cheia marilor succese</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-19T03:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/06/05/the-one-who-got-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/terducken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terducken</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-31T14:12:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/05/05/povestea-lui-sam-cel-roman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/romanianangryfish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romanianangryfish</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-28T23:45:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/30/romania-is-a-vivacious-young-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/french_caricature_on_the_romanian-german_peace_treaty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>French_caricature_on_the_Romanian-German_Peace_Treaty</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-30T13:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/23/mailbag-17/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cantfightthesneezer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cantfightthesneezer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-27T15:10:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/21/wie-ich-rumanisch-in-37-einfachen-schritten-lernte/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/37dersteppen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>37dersteppen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/37steps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>37steps</image:title><image:caption>Ja, das ist gut!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-21T08:53:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/17/the-week-that-romanian-politics-jumped-the-shark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/pontaf16pilot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pontaf16pilot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-19T08:23:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/14/money-laundering-for-beginners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/smurfmoney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smurfmoney</image:title><image:caption>Smurfing the government for smurfs and giggles</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T15:46:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/10/gypsies-2-journalists-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/romanian-gipsy-reality.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Romanian Gipsy Reality</image:title><image:caption>Gypsy reality apparently includes amanita muscaria mushrooms</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-07T13:28:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/09/romania-where-not-even-the-banks-understand-capitalism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/oldguywink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldguywink</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-19T15:07:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/08/angel-rebelde/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/pontathreatensresign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pontathreatensresign</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-09T10:33:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/06/un-mare-pas-inainte/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/poateucideataculenergetic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poateucideataculenergetic</image:title><image:caption>Can stupidity and superstition actually kill you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/eguvernaremoldova.png</image:loc><image:title>eguvernaremoldova</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/eguvernareromania.png</image:loc><image:title>eguvernareromania</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-09T17:59:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/04/02/throw-transport-down-the-well/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/columbuselectricvehicle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>columbuselectricvehicle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/columbuselectricad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>columbuselectricad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sadgasoline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sadgasoline</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-03T16:51:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/31/kak-obichna/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/vulpoiu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vulpoiu</image:title><image:caption>Daddy's never coming home</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-06T01:28:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/31/robert-mugabescu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mugabescu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mugabescu</image:title><image:caption>I'm a freedom fighter, motherfuckers!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-01T09:29:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/27/a-tangled-web/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/colonizerandthecolonized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colonizerandthecolonized</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T14:57:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/26/once-and-for-all-what-really-happened-in-crimea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/putincrimea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Putin and Crimea.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-03T13:49:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/25/the-state-of-the-press/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/workyourproperhours.jpg</image:loc><image:title>workyourproperhours</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-03T13:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/20/only-human/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/romaniangirlonturtle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romaniangirlonturtle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-21T15:58:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/19/government-cheese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/government-cheese.png</image:loc><image:title>government-cheese</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-22T12:42:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/18/gabba-gabba-huh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/traianbasescuwinky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>traianbasescuwinky</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-18T22:31:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/17/linsajul-mediatic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/plesuprotest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plesuprotest</image:title><image:caption>A slap in the face</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T13:25:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/13/roata-iti-schimba-soarta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ponta3white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ponta3white</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-13T18:12:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/12/baratok-es-ellensegek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/szeklermeeting2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>szeklermeeting2014</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-30T15:32:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/11/bunicuta-de-aur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ioanapetrescu.png</image:loc><image:title>ioanapetrescu</image:title><image:caption>Si vreu s'arunc cu banii!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-13T13:16:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/10/off-the-grid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/invisible-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Invisible-man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-23T02:35:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/08/aioli/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ioanapetrescu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ioanapetrescu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-16T21:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/06/threat-assessment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/butcherbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butcherbook</image:title><image:caption>Duane C. Butcher - photo courtesy of American Embassy in Bucharest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-07T01:18:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/05/wotd-baraj/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/adrift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adrift</image:title><image:caption>your ocean is so vast, and my boat is so small</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-05T07:41:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/04/game-set-and-match/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/feb182014ukraineisburning.png</image:loc><image:title>feb182014ukraineisburning</image:title><image:caption>when it comes to revolutions, the people always lose</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/russianflagsinukraine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russianflagsinukraine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/thatawkwardmoment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thatawkwardmoment</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T12:25:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/03/01/12-of-romanias-strangest-rulers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1688bible.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1688bible</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-04T07:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/26/gone-but-not-forgotten/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-01T17:37:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/27/a-vegetarian-wizard-in-romania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dacianwolf.gif</image:loc><image:title>dacianwolf</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-27T14:58:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/26/with-historians-like-these/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ioantalpes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ioantalpes</image:title><image:caption>Former spy chief and Communist general Ioan Talpes - excessive consumption of Big Mac meals not pictured</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/moscowsnightmare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moscowsnightmare</image:title><image:caption>Larry Watts explaining to a room full of Securitate agents how Romania frightened the Soviet Union</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-09T21:45:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/25/namaste-bitch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/namastebitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>namastebitch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-27T20:18:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/21/the-grandmaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/romaniagdpdebt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romaniagdpdebt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/centralbankchiefs.png</image:loc><image:title>centralbankchiefs</image:title><image:caption>Top of the Pops</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mugur-isarescu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mugur-isarescu</image:title><image:caption>I'd give all I own if I could but atone to that silver-haired Daddy of ourn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-25T16:11:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/19/the-secret-history-of-the-cia-in-romania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/murphylovesdulles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>murphylovesdulles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ironguardplot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ironguardplot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-24T19:21:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/18/further-questions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ion</image:title><image:caption>Don't hate the player, hate the game!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-20T14:10:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/15/popularity-contest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gigantbaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gigantbaby</image:title><image:caption>You don't need to speak a word of Danish to recognize clickbait</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/2013mostpopularposts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013mostpopularposts</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T13:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/14/rub-a-dub-dub/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/threecatsandaradiator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>threecatsandaradiator</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-14T17:16:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/13/me-and-the-cia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/buyusa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buyUSA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/embassyprincipleofficers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>embassyprincipleofficers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/stupidgovernment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stupidgovernment</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-07T09:17:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/12/an-unclean-spirit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/polished-turd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Polished-Turd</image:title><image:caption>You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T18:32:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/11/drowning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/goodbyehand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goodbyehand</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-28T17:10:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/28/the-lonesome-death-of-cicerone-ionitoiu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ionitoiu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ionitoiu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-12T07:11:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/10/another-dream-deferred/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/deveseluwillbringforeigninvestment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deveseluwillbringforeigninvestment</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mirceageoanavisa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mirceageoanavisa</image:title><image:caption>Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me 500 times, shame on me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T22:41:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/08/with-friends-like-these-who-needs-enemies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pontainsochi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pontainsochi</image:title><image:caption>Ukrainian President Yanukovich (center) mediates on civil war while Victor Ponta (left) daydreams about being respected</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/185467447.jpg</image:loc><image:title>185467447</image:title><image:caption>Victoria Nuland and Geoff Pyatt surveying America's future domain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-12T10:14:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/07/lasciate-ogne-speranza-voi-chintrate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/2014_acr_romania_factsheet_en.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014_acr_romania_factsheet_en</image:title><image:caption>I'd sure like to meet one of the 7%</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-09T18:24:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/06/lethal-ignorance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dorinungur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dorinungur</image:title><image:caption>Internet? Never heard of it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-10T21:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/05/penetration/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/internetpenetration.png</image:loc><image:title>internetpenetration</image:title><image:caption>The lights are on but nobody's home</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-05T14:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/03/supradoza-de-prostamol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pontagovernment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pontagovernment</image:title><image:caption>Ladies and gentlemen, your government at work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-04T14:37:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/29/a-profusion-of-politicians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/parlament.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parlament</image:title><image:caption>Fill 'er up!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T18:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/27/out-here-1000-miles-from-their-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/russianunknownsoldiertombcluj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russianunknownsoldiertombcluj</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/russiancemeterycluj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russiancemeterycluj</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T02:12:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/25/the-black-hole-of-romania/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-09T18:37:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/23/benefits-street/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/benefitsstreetscreenshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>benefitsstreetscreenshot</image:title><image:caption>No person can stand misused pronouns</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/benefitsstreet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BenefitsStreet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-24T06:31:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/24/the-ancient-romanian-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youngceausescu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youngceausescu</image:title><image:caption>Enjoy your manufactured soybean dinners, citizens! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-25T21:25:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/22/frozen-tears/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/poza-salvatori-accident-aviatic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poza-salvatori-accident-aviatic</image:title><image:caption>The three local men who found the downed plane when the entirety of the Romanian government could not</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/frozentears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frozentears</image:title><image:caption>"She died with frozen tears on her face"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-23T21:18:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/21/10-reasons-i-love-gypsies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/roataschimbasoarta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roataschimbasoarta</image:title><image:caption>roata schimba soarta</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-10T00:49:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/20/neighboring-ukraine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lifenews534pmukraine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lifenews534pmukraine</image:title><image:caption>to all the real journalists out there, I salute you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/realjournalistshavecourage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>realjournalistshavecourage</image:title><image:caption>to all the real journalists out there, I salute you</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T20:36:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/17/gypsies-arent-normal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/redingconversation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redingconversation</image:title><image:caption>let's talk about the final solution to the Gypsy problem</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-02T10:50:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/16/mushroom-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/salatadeciuperci.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salatadeciuperci</image:title><image:caption>the money shot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T08:15:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/15/the-hardest-working-bureaucrats-in-romania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CNA</image:title><image:caption>watching every hyphen and punctuation mark!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-17T15:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/14/the-worst-blogger-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kingofromaniarating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kingofromaniarating</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/adrianciubotarurating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adrianciubotarurating</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/taromechipa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taromechipa</image:title><image:caption>I still love you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-12T09:00:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/13/victor-hides-while-victoria-gently-chides/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jan13antena3officialvisittopsecretsubjectb.png</image:loc><image:title>jan13antena3officialvisittopsecretsubjectb</image:title><image:caption>the lies just keep coming</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jan12antena3pontasendscondolencestoarielsharon.png</image:loc><image:title>jan12antena3pontasendscondolencestoarielsharon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jan12antena3corleateanidiscouragemeetingsattheembassy.png</image:loc><image:title>jan12antena3corleateanidiscouragemeetingsattheembassy</image:title><image:caption>How do you spell hypocrisy in Romanian?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jan11realitateaihopeoursmallmisunderstandings.png</image:loc><image:title>jan11realitateaihopeoursmallmisunderstandings</image:title><image:caption>I hope the idiots don't fuck up our relationship</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jan11realitateaamericahasprofoundinterestinromania.png</image:loc><image:title>jan11realitateaamericahasprofoundinterestinromania</image:title><image:caption>Pretending the USA loves Romania more than it does</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jan11nulandspeechpart1.png</image:loc><image:title>jan11nulandspeechpart1</image:title><image:caption>thanks for sending your kids to die for us in Afghanistan and Iraq!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jan10rai24lettaconrenzilavoreremo.png</image:loc><image:title>jan10rai24lettaconrenzilavoreremo</image:title><image:caption>no time for foolish games</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jan10digi24americaspeaksatcsm.png</image:loc><image:title>jan10digi24americaspeaksatcsm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jan10b1wheredidpontadisappearto.png</image:loc><image:title>jan10b1wheredidpontadisappearto</image:title><image:caption>Where did Victor Ponta disappear to?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-13T14:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/11/sharing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/zigandnoodleslyingonacalorifer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zigandnoodleslyingonacalorifer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-29T23:56:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/10/busted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youtubelongerscreenshotukrain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youtubelongerscreenshotukrain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youtubeincorrect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youtubeincorrect</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youtubecorrect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youtubecorrect</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/antena3group.jpg</image:loc><image:title>antena3group</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-10T07:03:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/09/dont-follow-leaders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nefunctionalcluj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nefunctionalcluj</image:title><image:caption>and watch your parking meters</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-09T17:47:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/08/numai-oua/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nastasecomplains.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nastasecomplains</image:title><image:caption>"Nastase complained that it's cold in the prison"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nastaseblogginginjail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nastaseblogginginjail</image:title><image:caption>the new cool trend in Romania</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-08T15:09:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/07/how-to-start-your-own-24-hour-tv-news-channel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/burglar-computer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burglar-computer</image:title><image:caption>Romanian journalist hard at work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-20T13:13:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2014/01/06/the-second-dirty-secret-of-romanian-television/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/vain2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vain2</image:title><image:caption>Who is the fairest of them all?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-11T17:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/12/25/merry-christmas-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/russianweatherxmasday2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russianweatherxmasday2013</image:title><image:caption>Siberia!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-04T00:18:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/12/20/merry-christmas-mr-prime-minister/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/adriannastaseburberry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adriannastaseburberry</image:title><image:caption>Oh the weather outside is frightful</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-25T11:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/12/17/the-people-have-spoken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-17-at-7-43-37-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-12-17 at 7.43.37 PM</image:title><image:caption>Govorit Maidan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-18T16:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/12/16/wotd-purici/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tv_snow.gif</image:loc><image:title>tv_snow</image:title><image:caption>Ground control to Major Tom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-17T02:24:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/12/12/lay-on-macduff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ovidiu_silaghi_27931600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ovidiu_silaghi_27931600</image:title><image:caption>I'm not a greaseball mafia don but I play one on TV</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-25T13:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/12/11/a-commercial-enterprise-of-the-people-by-the-people-and-for-the-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/brassballs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brassballs</image:title><image:caption>Now free with every membership in the Romanian parliament</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T20:52:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/12/04/the-ministry-of-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nastaseandbush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nastaseandbush</image:title><image:caption>Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-05T23:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/12/03/stinger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/insidecontrolpanel9k33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Air Power Australia Website</image:title><image:caption>Danger, Will Robinson!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-05T05:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/12/01/games-without-frontiers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/immigrationofficer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>immigrationofficer</image:title><image:caption>So Mr. Polo, what is the purpose of your visit?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-03T08:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/29/forever-put-asunder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/molotovribbentropsignature.gif</image:loc><image:title>molotovribbentropsignature</image:title><image:caption>August 23, 1939 - the day Romania fucked itself</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T15:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/28/happy-thanksgiving-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pilgrims.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pilgrims</image:title><image:caption>Stoolball and turkey for everyone!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-28T08:45:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/27/the-white-billionaires-burden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/poorgypsies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poorgypsies</image:title><image:caption>Future cubicle slaves?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-19T11:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/25/if-dumnezeu-was-a-real-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/usedcarsalesman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>usedcarsalesman</image:title><image:caption>Give a beggar 5 lei and I'll hook you up with a blessing!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-29T08:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/21/spare-the-rod/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sparetherod.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sparetherod</image:title><image:caption>Sadly, all good things must come to an end</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-22T03:45:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/19/mad-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ptolemyclaudiusmapbalkans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ptolemyclaudiusmapbalkans</image:title><image:caption>Google Earth 2000 years ago</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T14:01:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/18/told-ya-so-redux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/gypsykid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gypsykid</image:title><image:caption>Integrate this!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-10T10:21:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/06/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-foolish-outbursts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mocanu_vasile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mocanu_Vasile</image:title><image:caption>Mocanu is Romanian for "Dumb as a Hammer"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T12:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/05/just-receipts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/gasreceipt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gasreceipt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T08:26:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/04/the-curious-case-of-traian-berbeceanu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/digiberbeceanu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>digiberbeceanu</image:title><image:caption>Hanging out with masked men can be dangerous to your health</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T13:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/11/01/like-a-g6/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-04T18:58:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/30/media-acronyms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/113596_fetita_nervoasa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>113596_fetita_nervoasa</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T11:17:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/24/the-colony-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/colonybigcover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colonybigcover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thecolonycover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thecolonycover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-27T12:57:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/27/in-the-land-of-fish-and-chips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/idontcareiloveit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>idontcareiloveit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T15:09:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/25/gypsies-2-europe-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/littleblondegypsy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>littleblondegypsy</image:title><image:caption>blonde hair, gypsy hands</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T04:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/22/tuesday-morning-in-romania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/leineedsmuchmoney.png</image:loc><image:title>leineedsmuchmoney</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pontainoversizeshirt.png</image:loc><image:title>pontainoversizeshirt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/winterscomingnovember20.png</image:loc><image:title>winterscomingnovember20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ridinghorsebackpungesti.png</image:loc><image:title>ridinghorsebackpungesti</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/windypungesti.png</image:loc><image:title>windypungesti</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/collectivefarmsinromania.png</image:loc><image:title>collectivefarmsinromania</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/governmentsupportsallexplorations.png</image:loc><image:title>governmentsupportsallexplorations</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/customspoliceintrouble.png</image:loc><image:title>customspoliceintrouble</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/georgianasandu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>georgianasandu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-12T10:20:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/21/park-wherever-you-like/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/digi24parkedbadly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>digi24parkedbadly</image:title><image:caption>How dare you infringe on my right to park wherever the hell I feel like parking??</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-21T06:50:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/18/hit-piece-on-the-little-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/asociatia-little-people-romania-copy-300x211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Asociatia-Little-People-Romania-Copy-300x211</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-21T23:36:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/17/tomatoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fourtomatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fourtomatoes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tomatoesinwindow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tomatoesinwindow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-25T07:39:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/13/i-dont-care-i-love-it/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-14T09:29:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/10/now-were-the-victim/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nowwerethevictim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nowwerethevictim</image:title><image:caption>It Burns</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T18:04:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/09/word-of-the-day-stabor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/britishjudge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daily Mail - News</image:title><image:caption>No weirder than what they do in Britain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T16:00:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/05/two-men-working-four-men-watching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/twomenworkingfourmenwatching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twomenworkingfourmenwatching</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-05T20:47:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/10/02/the-colony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/colonycover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colonycover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T21:18:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/30/hey-sam-i-want-to-write-a-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/publishingyourbookchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>publishingyourbookchart</image:title><image:caption>More of the story:
less talk more action</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/stephenkingstyle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephenkingstyle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jkrowlingstyle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jkrowlingstyle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/samcelromanstyle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>samcelromanstyle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T18:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/30/nu-i-pust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/brancusiblocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brancusiblocks</image:title><image:caption>Is there a coded message hidden in this picture?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T20:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/29/two-for-one-special/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/luceinabidet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luceinabidet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T17:58:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/25/sowing-the-wind/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-29T19:09:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/23/fais-cque-tu-veux-tant-pis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/helmet_of_cotofenesti_-_worn_by_decebalus_in_the_movie_the_dacians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Helmet_of_Cotofenesti_-_Worn_by_Decebalus_in_the_movie_The_Dacians</image:title><image:caption>Never mind the bollocks, here's the Dacians</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T13:42:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/21/for-a-distant-land-to-roam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/deathrate2001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deathrate2001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T14:58:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/20/told-ya/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/crocodiletears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crocodiletears</image:title><image:caption>Sadly out of beer money</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T08:47:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/20/an-open-letter-to-the-boys-in-powder-blue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/251px-emblema_stasi-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>251px-Emblema_Stasi.svg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T19:29:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/18/raw-homeless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sadfacecopyrightyoutube.png</image:loc><image:title>sadfacecopyrightyoutube</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-19T03:09:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/11/the-heavy-hand/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-04T15:34:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/09/03/the-747ers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/747erscover-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>747erscover copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-03T19:38:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/30/a-land-without-junk-mail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/junk-mail.gif</image:loc><image:title>Junk-Mail</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-30T21:12:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/28/traim-in-romania-si-asta-ne-ocupa-tot-timpul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mirceabadeaboxingnaked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mirceabadeaboxingnaked</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-18T10:30:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/27/10-benefits-of-having-homeless-friends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mrzigunderslab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mrzigunderslab</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Zig, my silly cat who isn't homeless but often acts like he is</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-22T10:21:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/26/at-play-in-the-fields-of-paprika/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rodicapettingpony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rodicapettingpony</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T13:47:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/22/luce-the-cat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/luceonrug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luceonrug</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T05:23:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/19/how-many-licks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tootsierollshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tootsierollshirt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T15:01:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/18/the-self-hating-gyp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dorincioaba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dorincioaba</image:title><image:caption>King's Cioaba's son, working on his own future heart attack</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T16:18:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/17/food-is-peace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/suckthebottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suckthebottle</image:title><image:caption>Get soaked in profit!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T03:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/16/cockpuncher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/theprincessandmrpotatohead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theprincessandmrpotatohead</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T07:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/14/the-ronald-mcdonald-wig-defense/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wai-mcdonalds-thailand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wai-mcdonalds-thailand</image:title><image:caption>Please let me win a case this time, Your Honor!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/loretteluca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loretteluca</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-16T12:50:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/08/09/broadcast-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mad-as-hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad-as-hell</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-09T17:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/31/space-invaders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/iwanttobelieve.png</image:loc><image:title>iwanttobelieve</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-31T16:38:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/26/a-mini-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screenshotgood.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshotgood</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-26T21:41:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/20/mailbag-16/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mailbag03.gif</image:loc><image:title>mailbag03</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-20T07:25:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/11/the-road-not-taken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sandrapralongbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandrapralongbook</image:title><image:caption>What's easier than writing a book yourself?  Getting other people to write it for you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T12:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/10/romanians-will-also-be-extremely-sensitive-toward-any-talking-down-by-super-power/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/elenac.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elenaC</image:title><image:caption>Where's my fucking brown M&amp;M's?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-19T21:28:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/09/the-true-and-exact-narrative-of-the-horrid-plot-and-conspiracy-of-the-popish-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/droatesdiscovereththeplot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NPG D23012(a); 'Dr Oates discovereth ye Plot to ye King and Councell' (Titus Oates; King Charles II) after Francis Barlow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/titusoates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NPG D31036; Titus Oates after Unknown artist</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-10T12:24:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/08/what-the-frack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/frackingwater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frackingwater</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T06:31:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/04/the-wheels-of-the-corruption-bus-go-round-and-round/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/schoolbus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schoolbus</image:title><image:caption>All aboard!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-13T08:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/07/01/wotd-ramane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/the-remains-of-the-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the remains of the day</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T19:20:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/27/hey-hey-were-the-tiny-but-respected-and-protected-minorities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/firczak_gheorghe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Firczak_Gheorghe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lipovenirowboat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lipovenirowboat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-17T19:21:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/26/the-transylvania-book-fair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bookfairpic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bookfairpic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-12T16:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/25/incompetence-on-every-level/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pontabarrososhakehands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pontabarrososhakehands</image:title><image:caption>Shaking hands with failure</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/incompetence1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Incompetence1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T16:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/24/ad-hoc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/542.jpg</image:loc><image:title>542</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T10:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2010/11/10/hai-sa-ne-ingrasam/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-24T07:39:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/23/rotten-to-the-core/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotten_apple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>????????????????????????????????????????</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-14T11:47:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/21/die-stadt-bukarest-ist-von-meinen-truppen-besetzt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/russiangeneral.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russiangeneral</image:title><image:caption>The Russian who saved Romania</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-02T22:44:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/20/constitution-hill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/constitutia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>constitutia</image:title><image:caption>The playground of politicians</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-20T09:47:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/19/whats-it-good-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/300px-f-16_june_2008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>300px-F-16_June_2008</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T22:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/17/crazy-andy-resigns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/398344_399939990074192_1954995422_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>398344_399939990074192_1954995422_n</image:title><image:caption>Madam, permit me to say that I think you're as sweet and beautiful as a Romanian radiator</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T12:07:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/17/if-i-were-the-ambassador/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ionjinga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr Ion Jinga</image:title><image:caption>Two sheeps is better than not any!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T18:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/17/slippery-fish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/police-lights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>police-lights</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T06:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/17/even-more-adventures-in-publishing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/noton51storesbook.png</image:loc><image:title>noton51storesbook</image:title><image:caption>Waiting for the gods' approval</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-17T13:15:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/15/cat-in-a-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/noodlesinflowerbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noodlesinflowerbox</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-15T10:29:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/14/ghost-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/antonescuspeaksenglish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>antonescuspeaksenglish</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-02T23:40:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/13/a-million-changs-to-you-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/senorchang.png</image:loc><image:title>senorchang</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-13T16:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/12/my-very-first-kickstarter-project/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/kickstartersharebuttons.png</image:loc><image:title>kickstartersharebuttons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/kickstarterk.png</image:loc><image:title>kickstarterK</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T21:07:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/11/je-plie-et-ne-romps-pas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/upc_logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>upc_logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-12T08:07:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/06/difficult-to-swallow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cruncycross.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cruncycross</image:title><image:caption>Crunch, crunch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/stemaclujului.png</image:loc><image:title>stemaclujului</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-20T15:08:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/05/codependency/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/codependency1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>codependency1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-13T11:55:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/04/szabadsag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wagon_wheel_1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Wagon_Wheel_1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/450px-bem_jc3b3zsef-emlc3a9ktc3a1bla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>450px-Bem_József-emléktábla</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-29T03:15:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/03/you-know-youre-romanian-when-13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/princecharlesbasescu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>princecharlesbasescu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-30T08:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/03/mailbag-15/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/twitterbird.png</image:loc><image:title>twitterbird</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T13:10:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/06/01/the-franchise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wendys-fries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wendys-fries</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-23T21:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/05/30/black-and-blue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/begginggypsy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>begginggypsy1</image:title><image:caption>Please won't you integrate me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T00:34:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/05/30/ch-ch-changes-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bocandmartinharrisagree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bocandmartinharrisagree</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T10:17:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/05/29/wotd-cauciuc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cartire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cartire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-29T08:36:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/05/28/sunnier-daze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mrzighangingonmetalfence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mrzighangingonmetalfence</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T08:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/05/20/more-gooder-relations-with-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/romanianukembassyscreenshot.png</image:loc><image:title>romanianukembassyscreenshot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-27T06:21:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/05/27/on-her-majestys-public-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/meandmartinharris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meandmartinharris</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-29T09:25:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/05/07/mircea-geoana-for-president/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/vamavechesign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vamavechesign</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-22T10:35:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/05/06/tiff-local-competition-2013/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-06T11:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/04/29/bonton/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-01T17:35:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/04/24/puddle-chickens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/frogandhat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frogandhat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-26T17:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/04/22/50-free-things-to-do-in-cluj-napoca/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/piata-unirii-ok.jpg</image:loc><image:title>piata-unirii-ok</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-26T11:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/03/14/out-out-damn-spots/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-28T09:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/03/13/you-know-youre-romanian-when-12/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shakiragypsy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakiragypsy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-01T23:07:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/03/11/cine-joaca-sa-traiasca/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/happyball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happyball</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-09T14:15:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/02/24/sunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/holynoodles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holynoodles</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T06:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/02/18/rocking-like-a-hurricane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/awesomeme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awesomeme</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-18T04:37:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/02/14/party-like-a-rock-star/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iloveromaniasilvercar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iloveromaniasilvercar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T15:02:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kingofromania.com/2013/02/11/first-day-on-the-job-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kingofromania.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ishtifirstdayonjob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ishtifirstdayonjob</image:title></i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