SCENE: Standing on a street corner in downtown Cluj-Napoca at around 8 o’clock at night.
BUDDY #1: Oh my god, look over there. It’s Piki.
BUDDY #2: Yeah, Piki the officially crazy guy of Floresti.
Me: Why is he the officially crazy guy of Floresti?
BUDDY #1: Because everyone in that village knows that his wife is a (literal) cow. He has sex with her.