I’d almost forgotten but tomorrow is the big presidential election in the United States of America, where millions of people will head out to the polls to vote for a man or woman they’ve never heard of, who theoretically will accurately and fairly tabulate these votes and then weeks later meet secretly with other anonymous men and women, who will then cast their vote for President and Vice President of the United States, as laid down in the most confusing fucking system of all time.
Because I’m the American monkey who speakee a little Romanian, I will be appearing on a few television channels tomorrow so keep your eyes peeled for that, if you’re the kind of person who’d be interested in such things. I’d like to tell you “Channel X at such-and-such time” but we all know that isn’t how it works. If something actually does happen and gets broadcast and there’s a video archive of it online, I promise I will post it here on the website.
Have fun tomorrow those of you who are American voters and may the best puppet win! :)